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Kent Sharkey wrote: They forgot to read their own reports
Like many police officers, politicians, religion speakers: "Do as I say, not as I do"
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Jesus wrote (Matthew 23:3): So you must be careful to do everything they tell you.
But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach.
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You can plan, strategize, chunk, fold, spindle, and mutilate a project for countless person-hours, and you still won’t know the difficulties that lay ahead in actually writing the code. Because we suck at defining projects
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I'm pretty good with my estimations and have worked with people who are also pretty good at it. The biggest problem is bosses/management don't want to hear the actual estimate.
Long before Agile and Scrum, Novell adopted the mantra that all projects take two weeks. I was in one meeting where everyone on our team was asked how long it would take to finish--mind you it was just our team--and everyone said "two weeks". I said "five months." I got laid off six weeks later. The project took exactly five months to finish (and still didn't ship for another six months after that.)
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Joe Woodbury wrote: The biggest problem is bosses/management don't want to hear the actual estimate.
100% this!
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.(John 3:16)
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amen. This is one of the nuggets that came forth from the original Extreme Programming book. If you aren't doing the work, you don't change the estimate. It's amazing how everyone continues to lie about this. "I'm sorry, I did NOT miss my estimate, I missed yours" was a common theme in so places I worked.
The worst part is that by not accepting the estimates, the company sabotages their own efforts and developers never learn to estimate properly.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because wethey (managers, marketing, sells...) suck at defining projects
FTFY
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because we suck at defining projects
Engineering is usually quite good at estimating the time required for a project. The problem is that Sales always wants it earlier so they can show it at the next expo, and they have the ear of Management.
Given that most companies are profit-driven, the company that delivers first is likely to get the most sales, and that Management is rarely held liable for any failures, there is no real solution to the problem.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The problem is that Sales always wants it earlier so they can show it at the next expo
Not only Sales - the customers, too!
In my student days, one large project was implemented using an IBM prototyping system with APL as the prototyping language! It was really great (if you could handle APL...). The guy who introduced the system to us told about one 'problem': Customers testing out the prototype often would say: "That's exactly what we need; we'll take it. You'll receive our payment shortly. Thanks and goodbye!". So the developers must make sure to always leave some essential functionality out, and make that very clear to the customer, to stop him from running off with the prototype. Quite often, the customer had a hard time understanding why it would take another six months to implement the system - they had seen in running perfectly in front of their eyes, why would it take so long?
Not only salesmen but customers crave for news at every expo. I worked in a company where the sales people held back some new developments for expos/releases: As developers, we were eager to display all we had achieved, but the sales people said "No! We have enough news for this time, we'll hold the rest back, in case we don't get around to developing any eye catchers in the next round". We developers were told not to reveal any of the already-implemented functionality (it was not yet linked in the product sold) to customers; that should be a new big headline a few later. You don't gobble all the vitamin pills in the bottle in one go 
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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Increasingly, our cars will be controlled by a small number of powerful computers. Get ready for a right-hand turn with: 'ti --active:on --side:right --tick:3000'
It's The Year of Linux on Cars!
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I for once say "cheers" on that. Safety functionality in Windows... 
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This newly revealed effort by Forest Blizzard involves the group exploring an issue that was part of the Windows Print Spooler service. Defend yourself by using up all the ink
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Quote: exploiting an old Windows Print Spooler issue
only "a", I would go more for "all", only that many other are still to be "found" (and I don't mean found by the hackers)
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We are proud to announce the .NET ecosystem’s first and only true Single Project solution, empowering developers with a unified approach across all 9 platform targets, spanning mobile, web, desktop, and embedded apps. "It's also a dessert topping!"
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A.k.a. a "hello world" of 1 gb system place requirements?
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A model for you, and a model for you, and a model for you!
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To quote Kraftwerk:
Quote: Sie ist ein Model und sie sieht gut aus
Ich nähm sie heut gerne mit zu mir nach Haus
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New Version of XKCD for this needed
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I'd think that maybe three or four models should be enough for Europe.
(Also, 640 K should be enough for everyone.)
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Things are not build like before anymore... (I am looking at you boeing) 
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And that's not something you can often say about anything any government agency built.
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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Wow, I figured that one was done for.
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We’re opening up the operating system powering our Meta Quest devices to third-party hardware makers, giving more choice to consumers and a larger ecosystem for developers to build for No one is buying our VR gear, so maybe people won't buy other companies making our VR gear?
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No way I am letting something from Zuckeberg get that close to my brain
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