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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Highlights of a genuine email exchange between me (now working "in the business") and "IT"

Me: "I'm trying to write some VBA to send emails via SMTP ... what is the server name and port number to use at this site?"
<insert long, long delay here>

IT: "Can I remote onto your PC to fix your Outlook problems"
<repeat this for as many times as there are "Advisers" on the Service Desk>

Eventually...
IT: "You shouldn't be using SMTP, you should use our utility that uses IMAP"
<insert facepalm and long, long delay here>

To cut a very, very long (months long) story short, I finally manage to get in (email) contact with the person that is going to solve my problem... allegedly ...

IT: "There is a table that you interact with and it will send the emails for you"
(Dontcha just love the techie speak?)

Me: "Ok. How do I "interact" with "the table" using VBA? What is the table called? Can you provide the connection string? What data is required? Are there any instructions?"
<...and you knew there was going to be a long delay in here didn't you Laugh | :laugh: >

The final answer:

IT: "You have to interact with the table."

After 40 years, it comes down to this. I have no words to describe the professionalism of this latest generation of "experts" Sigh | :sigh:

P.S. I do, I just can't use them in polite company
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