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Swift has come naked into the world. Half-baked. Some parts ill-considered and changing dramatically before our eyes. "Nobody knows Swift because it isn’t baked yet."
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An emphasis on evaluating personality traits is helping firms find, attract and retain talent by using targeted interview questions that gauge more than technical aptitude. "You don't have to be crazy to work here. But it helps."
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CIO wrote: This generation is very concerned with work-life balance issues
Wrong; they're afraid of losing their job if they're not reachable using email, working in their free hours.
If your phone needs to be on, then it's not a balance.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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As always we can count on Wally[^] for perspective.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Turning its back on Microsoft Office's native formats, the UK government has adopted the Open Document Format for all its sharable documents. How do you say, 'How the F do I open this GD file?' in British?
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Yeah, and there are quite a few "non-trivial" Excel files out there.
Hmmm. I wonder what LibreOffice says about macro compatiblity?
Quote: If you use macros in one of the applications and want to use the same functionality in the other application, you must edit the macros.
Well planned, Whitehall, well planned.  indeed.
TTFN - Kent
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It's not that I don't see spreadsheet power users suffering equally; but most of those are created by geeks that the pointy hairs look down on. When their personal minion says s/he can't make their next memo look right; that's when they'll take notice.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A quick update for those keeping track of how well the iOS developer money train is chugging along: As of its earnings call this morning, Apple has paid out over $20 billion to iOS developers. Hmph. My cheque must have gone missing
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Am I missing something here? If I read it correctly that's what developers earned using AppStore. So it's not Apple that pays here but rather gets money for hosting sell point, right?
Using that logic it is not your employer that pays you, but government because you pay taxes 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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/shrug Consignment store: people buy stuff, store takes its 'commission', then pays you. potato-potato, I guess.
TTFN - Kent
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A lot of people say Java is a terrible language. I disagree. Java has its faults, but I think when you look at what it is in particular that ticks many people off it’s not the Java language per se, but the way it’s used. "The biggest problem I’ve encountered over the years looking at Java code is that it always seems to be the product of someone who fancies themselves as an architect."
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Managing the complexity of development toolchains — from SCM, to the build tools, to the testing, to the deployment stack — now so overwhelms the developer experience, it's hard to get any real programming done. "Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork."
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A Microsoft Research paper entitled “Using Psycho-Physiological Measures to Assess Task Difficulty in Software Development” details experiments with developer biometrics, or monitoring a developer’s eye movements, physical and mental characteristics as they code to measure alertness and stress levels to indicate a higher probability of code errors.
Because strapping biometric sensors to developers will make them less stressed.
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Developers of the Tor privacy service say they're close to fixing a weakness that researchers for an abruptly canceled conference presentation said provides a low-cost way for adversaries to deanonymize hundreds of thousands of users.
"The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the shadow."
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When you think of a Microsoft product, do you think of "cool" or "attractive?" Do these Microsoft products seem desirable? For some of you, your answer might be no. Well, Microsoft hopes to change all that -- by adding emphasis on design excellence, in an attempt to make devices seem attractive, cool, and desirable. "And some things are so snazzy they never go out of style! Like tail fins! "
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Because everyone wants a chrome-plated hammer with a hard-carved mahogany handle. 
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: When you think of a Microsoft product, do you think of "cool" or "attractive?"
Back in the UseNet days, somebody had a tag line:
"If Microsoft ever built something that didn't suck, it would be a vacuum cleaner".
I think that says it all...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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What a description of a failure! Did that guy know German language? The German word for "vacuum cleaner" is "Staubsauger" - literally "dustsucker".
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One feature of Privacy Badger aims to stop tracking tied to clicking the Facebook 'like' on outside sites. "I am in disguise. This way no one will recognize me."
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Researchers at Aalborg University, MIT and Caltech have developed a new mathematically-based technique that can boost internet data speeds by up to 10 times, by making the nodes of a network much smarter and more adaptable. "Do you want to go faster?"
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"Could"? "Can"? "Up to"? Weasel words. I won't hold my breath.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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The plan I'm told died a sudden death the day the first box was given to a secretary. 
I predict the same thing will happen to this plan when the first good secretary (by definition someone who has to be a word power user) attempts to format a non-trivial document in Open/LibreOffice. 