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Christmas bauble? (anagram of habitable scrum's)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Well done - You are up tomorrow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I have kept one of the most captivating movie quotes in cinema history for this final version of the MQOTD. It carries an entire movie with a single word.
Quote: Rosebud...
Take your most witty thoughts to the workbench and conjure up some replies worthy of the MQOTD's final edition!
Which movie?
As a reminder: MQOTD rules[^]
Later today I will post some statistics about the MQOTD.
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Citizen Smith
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Flowers for Algernon
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Roses for the Prosecutor[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watch Out, We're Mad (1974) - IMDb[^]
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Tightpanic
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The brilliant Greenfingers[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The money pit!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Family Guy[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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War of the Roses or an Austin Powers movie.
(I actually believe it was said in an Austin Powers movie but thought it would be funny to add)
Kane that citizen!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Central intelligence strikes again:
China may be using sea to hide its submarines![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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That's fiendishly clever!
I'll have to get on to the MoD, and tell them to put our submarines in the water, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can't do that old chap - costs far too much to dry 'em orff when we take 'em back out, don'tcha know?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gadzooks!
So the fiendish orientals have a strategic advantage over us because of their masses of cheap labour and cheap tea-towels!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just put it on a "u-boot dryer" and everything will be fine chap.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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feels a bit like this -> A picture below the belt[^]
SSFW (Semi safe for work if 9gag is bad)
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Ha! We got them! It's going down!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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"There's no chance of slipping anything by the author of that article." - Captain Obvious
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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...should one expect a movie theater to be on a Wednesday afternoon - a week before the holidays? For a big movie like Rogue One, that's been out for less than a week?
We just had our office Christmas lunch today, so even though I'm off this week, I made the special trip, and on the way back went to see the movie in the middle of the afternoon.
There was only myself and a younger couple.
As for the movie...here's my two-line review:
First half: Snoozefest. Seriously. I've never contemplated, for real, walking out of a movie until now.
Second half: Made up for it. But in hindsight, barely.
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Amazing how the morons in hollywood have even managed to ruin everything with "Star" in the title, isn't it?
Sci-fi doesn't even have to reach the level of being "good", to keep aficionados happy, but that's obviously far too heady a height for those idiots to reach.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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