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...please feel free to see it here on CP: Hash browns, first trial ...[^]
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Not bad. It's a little bit involved, so I'll stick to frozen, but I bet they were good.
Real programmers use butterflies
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You lazy boy
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I prefer to see it as effective division of labor.
Real programmers use butterflies
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... "It's not working. I can't take it any more, I'm going to my sisters."
I don't understand: I opened the fridge, the light came on; the beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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You are a very lucky man. You get cold beer and the sisters get the problems.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That's one heck of a trade. Where do I sign up? Is there a waiting list?
-edit-
Just kidding. We are on year thirty-one now and going strong.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I bet she didn'tsay that
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Don't worry. If you can beat the virus, you can survive this. Whatever it is.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Whenever we're having meeting, there's always sound of someone beating coffee by hand from one of my coworker's side. That makes me want to have coffee as well. So I take a 5 minute break to make myself coffee and as soon as I have coffee in my hands, I end up forgetting that I have a job and there's work waiting for me.
But yes I'm reminded of the job as soon as I'm called for the next meeting and the cycle continues.
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MehreenTahir wrote: someone beating coffee by hand What did that poor coffee ever do to them?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: What did that poor coffee ever do to them?
I'm surely raising my voice for coffee rights in the next meeting.
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Here's a thought - make a coffee BEFORE the meeting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I think these stem from a mixed marriage: I'm male, and Herself is right.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Well either she right, or she left.
Best to keep them around, they may prove useful at some point
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Well, for centuries has it not been, "I now pronounce you Husband and Right?"
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Only 2 rules to a successful marriage;
1) The woman is always right
2) Before a man opens his mouth, refer to rule 1
You didn't read the contract?
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Comedian Jeff Allen has said that the 11th commandment is - "Happy wife, happy life!"
He also said you can either be right or you can be happy. I can tell you I'm a happy, happy man.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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You knew she was the Miss Right one when you asked her to marry you.
You just didn't know her first name was Always.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The only winning move is not to play.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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... except with yourself.
[boom-tish!]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Do felines not like online shopping because they prefer catalogues?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Perhaps the purrfect pun? Cats can take things litter-ally.
Ravings en masse^ |
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Damn! I wish you hadn't said that - I'd forgotten I didn't clean his litter trays this morning ... back shortly ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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A slipper.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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