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Do chickens use fowl language?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, they are, hens they do.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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What the cluck are you chirping about?!
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Eggsactly!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's no yoke!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Some owl story, so who gives a hoot? Whatever the tern of events, would anyone swallow that line?
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What the flock are you talking about?
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No, as a language implies keywords and grammer/syntax. Headless clucking is more akin to the language of politicians than of sailors.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I swan to flip you the bird for that one but I would just duck it up and raise the wrong (chicken) finger.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I feel that I must balk balk balk at making such ostrich of the imagination.
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Only because everything else tastes like them.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Only when crossing the road.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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MVC - does anyone actually like it?
The phrase "Sledgehammer to crack a nut" comes to mind.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Imagine using the same processes to build a doll house that the architects and builders of skyscrapers use. 
On the other hand imagine a skyscraper construction company using the same processes that a doll house builder uses? 
You'd never step foot in that skyscraper.
And that is what is being done with so many projects like Facebook (built on PHP and bad processes).
Doll house builders should not use skyscraper techniques and vice versa too! 
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How often does the Doll House get used as a Skyscraper?
"Well Jim, this Doll House is fantastic. Make a enough to stick in 1000 people."
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maze3 wrote: How often does the Doll House get used as a Skyscraper?
Every time a developer utters the words;
"Now this is just a proof of concept..."
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Now this is just a proof of concept..."
Exactly!
Every prototype is the product. 
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Seriously: Many years ago, an IBM salesman told me that when they used their very fancy tool for prototyping user interfaces, with surprisingly functional back end stub functions, they had orders from above to always leave out at least one essential function from the prototype.
The mock-up prototype was so good that several times the customer had been so satisfied with the mock-up that he said: Great, I'll take that one! - unwilling to pay for the work of developing "the real thing". But if it was fully functional, why not let them have it? Much because the demo was run at a huge mainframe, interpreting APL code. A small toy house thing runs with good enough performance, but it doesn't scale.
I really hate those projects that develop from prototype mock-ups that grow cancer and becomes completely unwieldy, because no proper future-friendly, scalable implementation architecture was ever drawn up. The prototype was created to get a go-ahead; that takes quite different qualities that a long-term architecture.
So if you consider me somewhat sceptical to the "agile" approach, there may be a grain fo truth to it 
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Got any tip on how I can explain that to my boss? Developer became manager trying to micromanage everything not getting me being a fan of "The right tool for the job" including "Process complexity dependent on the result complexity".
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Forogar wrote: does anyone actually like it?
I don't dislike it. It works great for what I need. Maybe you aren't familiar enough with it?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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If you mean "Marvel Vs Capcom" then yes! 
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Yes.
But then only when appropriate, not as a silver bullet. Knowing a design-pattern means that you can also identify the places where you don't need it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Didn't you know MVC stands for "Malformed Vulgar Coding" 
Definitely dislike it !
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The design pattern or Microsoft's framework?
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Nish Nishant wrote: The design pattern or Microsoft's framework?
This is the best reply/question to the OP because :
1. MVC the pattern doesn't make anything more difficult. It could even be considered the beginning of OOP -- since if you think MVC (the pattern) makes things difficult you probably don't understand anything about OOP.
2. MVC (Microsoft's ASP.NET Framework) does have a bit of complexity but that is actually more related to all the technologies that you have to swallow in one bite. As soon as you create a ASP.NET MVC you get the MVC pattern plus, jQuery, Bootstrap, JavaScript, C#, CSS, Bundling and Minifying and other things thrown at you and so then yes some people feel overwhelmed.
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