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One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Just got out of one of those meetings have you? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Just got out of one of those meetings have you?
Damn! That indeed closely resembles the joke... 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I thought that, the cowday would fell asleep at the end. Smart ending, and smart cowboy indeed 
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Hole around sect is super natural? [6]
... and no, it has nothing to do with Belgium.
veni bibi saltavi
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Hole O
around C (circa)
sect CULT
is super natural
OCCULT
I was expecting a Gin based one from you!
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Well done, you tomorrow. I thunked the around might confabulate, but alas no.
veni bibi saltavi
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Write one in Welsh Griff
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Dim problem!
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pkfox wrote: one in Welsh
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veni bibi saltavi
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Is it Belgium?
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You say Belgium has nothing to do with Belgium?
Wishful thinking?
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Well half of Belgium have nothing to do with the other half.
veni bibi saltavi
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Movie Quote Of The Day
These sharks of yours have no etiquette.
Which movie?
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Little Children
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Finding Nemo?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're gonna need a bigger boat to get through this perfect storm.
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Sharkalanche![^]
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 who comes up with this stuff
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There's worse: Sand Sharks[^] 
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so Imdb told me 
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Holy cr@p! A 1.5 rating?!?
I've gotta get a copy!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You have just been Sharapova'd.
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You might want to watch these[^] then.
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