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I bet she didn'tsay that
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Don't worry. If you can beat the virus, you can survive this. Whatever it is.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Whenever we're having meeting, there's always sound of someone beating coffee by hand from one of my coworker's side. That makes me want to have coffee as well. So I take a 5 minute break to make myself coffee and as soon as I have coffee in my hands, I end up forgetting that I have a job and there's work waiting for me.
But yes I'm reminded of the job as soon as I'm called for the next meeting and the cycle continues.
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MehreenTahir wrote: someone beating coffee by hand What did that poor coffee ever do to them?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: What did that poor coffee ever do to them?
I'm surely raising my voice for coffee rights in the next meeting.
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Here's a thought - make a coffee BEFORE the meeting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I think these stem from a mixed marriage: I'm male, and Herself is right.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well either she right, or she left.
Best to keep them around, they may prove useful at some point
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Well, for centuries has it not been, "I now pronounce you Husband and Right?"
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Only 2 rules to a successful marriage;
1) The woman is always right
2) Before a man opens his mouth, refer to rule 1
You didn't read the contract?
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Comedian Jeff Allen has said that the 11th commandment is - "Happy wife, happy life!"
He also said you can either be right or you can be happy. I can tell you I'm a happy, happy man.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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You knew she was the Miss Right one when you asked her to marry you.
You just didn't know her first name was Always.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The only winning move is not to play.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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... except with yourself.
[boom-tish!]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Do felines not like online shopping because they prefer catalogues?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Perhaps the purrfect pun? Cats can take things litter-ally.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Damn! I wish you hadn't said that - I'd forgotten I didn't clean his litter trays this morning ... back shortly ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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A slipper.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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My mum had a foot. She's dead now. Thanks for reminding me!
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My mum slipped on a banana skin and died, so I find this joke incredibly offensive. Please don't make jokes about slippers.
Or bananas.
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Brother, is that you?
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Probably best to stick to 'safe topics' - like politics and religion!
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Indeed.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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How dare you remind me of how I was regularly beaten with a slipper for talking at night in the dorm at boarding school.
(^this is true, pretty much proving that just by existing one offends others)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: ^this is true, pretty much proving that just by existing one offends others)
Or likewise can be a reminder of good times. (you didn't specifically say if the memory was a bad one or not)
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