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If you rent a Tuxedo, do you have a vested interest?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well, the rental company has an interesting investment... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I cannot find a suitable reply.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Only if it suits you.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Is your Armani a copy too?? 
Hint: look above.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That's what I get for not reading before posting. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I bet you were distracted by your phone!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Can you post this in a more formal way?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Particularly if you dress right.
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And does a Texedo have a built-in holster?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who stands to profit? Firefighters of course. Got to keep them employed.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't give in to big hose!
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Someone has forked GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) just so they can change the name (to Glimpse), because they were triggered by the acronym. This app has been call The GIMP since 1996.
I guess I should rethink my name suggestion for a new app we're going to develop - Training And Readiness Database (TARD).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 27-Aug-19 7:58am.
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...or Repetitive Training And Readiness Database (RETARD)... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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REquired Training And Readiness Database
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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PErsonalized Training And Readiness Database (PETARD)
How many peoplesnowflakes will be 'triggered' because of the similarity? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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#realJSOP wrote: forked
Pretty sure that's a typo.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now, now. John's being polite. Let him practice.
Software Zen: delete this;
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So, then my encryption suite CRIP...?
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Some people are allergic to life.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Training Unique Readiness Database
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I once worked on a system written for the UK Prison Service that allowed prisoner relatives to claim assistance towards the costs of prison visits. This usually involved a spouse/partner and at least one child. To begin a claim, the first screen was entitled "Enter the Claimant". You could the choose to "enter a child". One of the system users refused to go anywhere near it as they considered that it was encouraging paedophilia!
We were asked to change the system to read "Enter Child Details"
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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If you think that's nuts how about this - "San Francisco board re-brands 'convicted felon' as 'justice-involved person'" and how about 'juvenile “delinquent” will now be called a “young person with justice system involvement,” or a “young person impacted by the juvenile justice system.”'
Is that faint hysterical laughter in the background George Orwell and Aldous Huxley?
These fruit-loops need to realise that 1984 and Brave New World were warnings NOT instruction manuals...
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