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I hope you had a nice breakfast than
(I did warn you ... even I have to prepare even if I know what's coming )
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I suspect, this is the personal website of the CREATOR![^]
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Love it.
For some reason, it brings to mind Drew Kaplan's old DAK Catalog, even though they're not very similar at all.
Strange, the connections that form in ones head.
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meet the piece of work that made this ... web page here[^]
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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She appeared on Dragons' Den in the U.K. Pitching her website and car selling business. I don't think she got very far!
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Thanks for posting that. I just got a great deal on a Hyundai i10.
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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I think that the anti-narcotics should deal with it, the site produces hallucinogenic effects and that's why it is so popular.
Sorry for my bad English
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It made me a little sick of my stomach, but in general I found it very amusing, specially the source code. Spent some time trying to determine if the website was legit.
There is also an interesting newspaper article clip:
"Eccentric Entrepreneur scoops business accolade and industry praise for supposed 'worst website'"
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I think it just burned my retnas...
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Actually, it reminds me a lot of Japanese websites even from just a few years ago.
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I am leasing a car today. Cool promotion, it caught our eyes.
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I love how the free car link has a syringe.... as if to say: "if you shoot up on heroine, you'll believe you have one."
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Gah, I open this site in Firefox (on an old laptop running FreeBSD) and I couldn't close the page! Had to terminate the process to quit. Pretty funny/entertaining site though.
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Dude... It's f***ing Genious!!
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ouch! ouch! ouch! but there is no doubt what this is all about.
In America we have Approvedbyjoe.com
loud annoucers voice.
ApprovedbyJOE Dot COM
APPPPPPPRRROVED BYYYY JOEEEE dot COM
Appprooveed by Joe dot com
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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What is this? Does my laptop have secret ability to visit the year 1990?
Ha ha ha.
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It's genius because it's still fast (IMO).
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(Slotos 1 point 52 minutes ago)
Perl is the only language that looks the same before and after you obfuscate your source code.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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He's wrong as well.
Take a look at APL some day.
X[⍋X+.≠' ';] That's a complete sort operation on an array X
life←{↑1 ⍵∨.∧3 4=+/,¯1 0 1∘.⊖¯1 0 1∘.⌽⊂⍵} That's the complete "Game of Life"!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One of my friends from high school learned to read APL.
Yes, he had too much time on his hands (he was very intelligent as well. Got a 36 on the ACT first time).
He did say he would NEVER work with it, though (he did admit it was very concise).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Naw.. APL is obfuscated enough as it is, nobody would bother doing more to it
Stupid language to write a machine control program in, but at least it isn't Malboge[^]
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Quote: figures out which instruction to execute by taking the value [c], adding the value of c to it, and taking the remainder when this is divided by 94. The final result tells the interpreter what to do:
I can see why development time is so long!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Its on my bucket list to learn it and write something more useful than hello world in it Not sure if I'll live long enough.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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xkcd: Fixing Problems[^]
Now we've all been there, haven't we?
I wish I hadn't, for sure...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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