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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Stuart Francis 
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Amongst 20,000 others who've stolen it, yup!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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But it works so much better with a South African accent!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Of course it is! Are you calling me a liar? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: I have no coat, can I take yours?
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa???  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: 1. How do you know how hot h*** is?
Been there, done that, got the divorce... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is that why your name is One Way? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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What am I missing? xkcd: Garden[^]
OK, if you leave it a while, it loads a light, and I can add two more, change the colours, position, and "beam width" but I don't get it at all... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, it's called Garden - turn on the lamps and wait for the plants to grow. Just not sure how long to wait...
modified 4-Apr-16 7:09am.
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They appear to vanish after a while...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I see that from ExplainXKCD - but it doesn't seem to work for me (Chrome Version 49.0.2623.110 m 64-bit) - the lights just vanish after twenty minutes or so...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a pretty accurate sim of my gardening abilities.
- Do the work
- Wait
- Wait
- Wait
- It all disappears, so give up and go to the supermarket
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can't say why lights vanished for you (I have the same Chrome and they still there after more than 2 hours)...
however I can explain why it works soooooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooowly...
In Chrome, when the tab not in focus, the minimum time interval for repeated tasks is 1 second...So events (like animations) are totally disables util back to focus...So actually most JavaScript related functionality is on hold while you are not in focus...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Unlike google itself, which is working diligently on its profile of you 24x7
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's something not 100% correct in the application.
You should get some empty ground and a light, with the option to add 2 additional lights.
you can turn the lights, change the beam and change it color. Pick something and wait. A garden should start to appear after a while.
This thing posts back to the server once in a while, so possibly the load was too heavy this morning to run the application correctly. Running Chrome 49.0 and at first it didn't work at all, but later I tried again and now I'm happily growing (creating) a garden. The garden differs from session to session (notice the GUID in the url)
good luck.
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meh
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Worker using Yttrium ends by not meaning this! (7)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Antonym ?
Worker = Ant
Using = on
Ends of Yttrium = ym ( first and last letters of Yttrium)
not meaning this = Antonym
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 4-Apr-16 6:00am.
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And you are up tomorrow! Very quick as well...
Care to explain for the others?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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