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Children finish off some well-known proverbs:
Strike while the ... bug is close.
It's always darkest before ... daylight saving time.
Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty.
No news is ... impossible.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll ... stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.
An idle mind is ... the best way to relax.
Two's company, three's ... the Musketeers.
There are none so blind as ... Stevie Wonder.
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You realise that there's someone somewhere making a fortune out of making up the things 'children' say, right. What actual children actually say is always far funnier as a consequence of being totally unformulaic!
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he has been with my family and I since 2001. He stares at the wall for hours at a time now, and forgets who he is from time to time, but we still love him.
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Pictures or it didn't happen! 
As if t'interweb needed more cat pictures...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I will have to take some. All my pics of my cat are on my personal pc. using work pc now.
And you are correct, the internet doesn't need anymore cute cat pics.  
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OriginalGriff wrote: As if t'interweb needed more cat pictures...
It needs them as it needs more pr0n
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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The Lesson of San Jacinto
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Santayana warned of the perils of ignoring history
Santa Anna's example warns of messin' with Texas
while the message from Santana's song about hexes
Is an enigma enveloped in a virtuosic mystery
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I love Bach, but he doesn't "fit" in that doggerel.
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If I held the door open for a clown, would that be a nice jester?
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Quit clowning around, you just had a clown TOTD.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only a fool would consider doing that.
*Do I see a big shoe, red nosed trend starting here?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Says one cannibal to the other, after eating a clown, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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No. If the clown held the door for you, he would be a nice jester.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: No. If the clown held the door for you, he would be a nice jester.
Correcting the logic of a joke makes it much funnier. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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:bow:
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yesterday, the 8th, when it was supposed to arrive between the 10th and the 14th.
Loving it so far. It boots up in less than a second!
Even when the normal HDD (for data) has spun down, it takes less than a second to spin up again, so I don't even really notice it (other than than the spinning noise it makes).
I didn't post yesterday as I was getting everything set up.
It's this one[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 9-Jul-15 19:21pm.
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Nah - he wears contacts...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nah - he wears contacts...
I knew his eyes couldn't be that blue!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I checked his profile pic; that's an awfully brownish shade of blue.
Software Zen: delete this;
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