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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will track you down, you have my Word.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are excelling yourself.
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Just how did he gain access?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I will make OneNote in my Calender. I know the Outlook is not good for the thief!
veni bibi saltavi
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But remember don't PowerPoint at him, he might have Access to this Publisher and now Outlook s for you.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I'm sure the cops will catch up with him, when he crashes for the night.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Who ever catches him should get a ribbon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Careful you don't push his buttons!
/ravi
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Why not, he's gonna end up in a cell anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't want to start a row. Best to table this discussion, methinks. Otherwise he might start spreading some sheet... he's a calulating feller, he is.
/ravi
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His record shows that he's a flight risk, he might jet off to some distant place and join up with his friends.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I see. Quell that, I say!
/ravi
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He might slide into a quiet existence, for him that would be quite a transition.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I see your power point.
/ravi
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Occasionally, after a few beers he becomes very animated, at which point bullets may fly.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I've got Clippy too! I'll contact you with ransom info later! No cops or Clippy gets it.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Promise?
Now, where's that number ... 9 ... 1 ... 1 ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's 1234 on your speed dial.
Software Zen: delete this;
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...obviously have no taste-buds.
The Dausage is a cross between a sausage and a doughnut. It is a succulent meat sausage, filled with different varieties of jam (or if you are from the US, jelly!) and other doughnut-like fillings.
EDIT: Would my anonymous stalker care to explain why you think this message is spam/abusive? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 11-Jun-15 10:56am.
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That can't possibly be good tasting 
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Wales doesn't do good taste.
veni bibi saltavi
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That statement could do with some geographic expansion. 
But as with everything there are exceptions, I've eaten very good in the UK, most specifically in Betws-y-Coed, but also elsewhere.
Had the best Fish'n'chips ever in Padstein in Cornwall. (Let the fight begin)
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Had the best Fish'n'chips ever in Padstein in Cornwall. (Let the fight begin)
No the best Fish'n'chips comes from Geos Fish Bar, Clacton-on-Sea.  The best I've ever had.
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