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Mark_Wallace wrote: Millions of suckers buy tickets.
At least they have a real chance, no matter how small of winning. The Jesus freaks are just wasting their time and money and getting into no where at the end cause heaven, unlike the lottery winnings does not exist.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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True, but that makes them so much better than us, because we're not able to believe in fairies at the bottom of the garden without proof that they're there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One day you'll be very disappointed (and a whole lot poorer)...
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Grammar checking too little.
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You hit the target strait as a narrow!
Peeple should loose points for bad grammer and splelling!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Unless you win a lottery, you're going to burn millions in air!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It's easier to move to Zimbabwe.
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Easier maybe, but there's nothing as dumb as a move to Zimbabwe!
modified 4-Apr-15 12:44pm.
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I've trained my pet flea to jump from one platform to another every time I ring a small bell.
As a test, I tore off his hind legs and subsequently rang the bell several times.
My flea never jumped.
Conclusion: Fleas hear with their hind legs.
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It could be possible that your flea missed the simultaneous "Bell" Events
Ranjan.D
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The hind legs could contain the part of the brain that processes sound.
How many fleas can we test with?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I'm not fat because I eat too much and refuse to exercise.
I'm fat because of hormones.
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They are keeping you awake at nights?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, they're making him eat too much and avoid exercise.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Skinner would have concluded that tearing off their legs made them disobedient.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Challenge thesis: Fleas have their memory in their hind legs.
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That's quite close to where women are convinced men keep their brains.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tearing off the hind legs of a flea changes the pitch of a bell nearby which makes the flea hear it different or not at all (follow up research necessary).
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Sander Rossel wrote: (follow up research straitjacket necessary)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!
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Sander Rossel wrote: innocent fleas! I'm pretty sure they don't exist.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Unless he flead from the fleaderal police!
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Sander Rossel wrote: innocent fleas This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil.
Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Worse, I'm a vegetarian!
And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so
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