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One day i am a millionaire because every day i buy a lottery.. 
Thanks & Regards
RajeeshMenoth
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It's easy to become a millionaire if you own a lottery. Millions of suckers buy tickets.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Millions of suckers buy tickets.
"Idiot Tax"
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The Lottery isn't about winning.
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I initially considered "contributing" to the UK national lottery, because of the money going to the arts, and similar cultural causes.
But then they gave £85,000,000 to refit the London opera house.
"Refit one building", not "rebuild half of London".
That showed where the money was really going, so I quit "contributing" to it.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Millions of suckers buy tickets.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Millions of suckers buy tickets.
At least they have a real chance, no matter how small of winning. The Jesus freaks are just wasting their time and money and getting into no where at the end cause heaven, unlike the lottery winnings does not exist.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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True, but that makes them so much better than us, because we're not able to believe in fairies at the bottom of the garden without proof that they're there.
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One day you'll be very disappointed (and a whole lot poorer)...
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Grammar checking too little. 
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You hit the target strait as a narrow!
Peeple should loose points for bad grammer and splelling!
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Unless you win a lottery, you're going to burn millions in air!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It's easier to move to Zimbabwe.
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Easier maybe, but there's nothing as dumb as a move to Zimbabwe!
modified 4-Apr-15 12:44pm.
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I've trained my pet flea to jump from one platform to another every time I ring a small bell.
As a test, I tore off his hind legs and subsequently rang the bell several times.
My flea never jumped.
Conclusion: Fleas hear with their hind legs.
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It could be possible that your flea missed the simultaneous "Bell" Events
Ranjan.D
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The hind legs could contain the part of the brain that processes sound.
How many fleas can we test with?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I'm not fat because I eat too much and refuse to exercise.
I'm fat because of hormones.
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They are keeping you awake at nights? 
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No, they're making him eat too much and avoid exercise.
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Skinner would have concluded that tearing off their legs made them disobedient.
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Challenge thesis: Fleas have their memory in their hind legs.
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That's quite close to where women are convinced men keep their brains.
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Tearing off the hind legs of a flea changes the pitch of a bell nearby which makes the flea hear it different or not at all (follow up research necessary).
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