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If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler. 
I'll get my coat.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Go for the balls. 
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New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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257. Only high-rep members are affected by rule 256 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Brilliant!!!
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Rule 256 a: If your reputation is not high enough and you have posted a joke, then you must endure being mocked by JSOP.
I think, I made a friend for life back then, but what did our cowboy expect? I survived the highschool in Texas.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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CBadger wrote: Life(bool alive){
if (alive) Continue;
Learn();}
Rule 42: Having a signature with a code-snippet which won't compile and doesn't make sense will not be tolerated at all.
Rule 42A: A dead person can't learn anything unless he is resurrected as a zombie.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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aisle 3, Senna pods for CBadger
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You already have made an arrangement for the incoming?! Touche!  
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Thank You. Now the list is still small so need a lot more rulez. Who knows there might still be a few loop holes to be created with contradicting rules etc. 
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It's a bit like meta-gaming. The game is to define the rules. One such game, years past, started with a few simple rules about creating rules - you need a transient / in-transient to really make things work - and off we went.
The first rule created was "No contradictions" and that was made intransient so it couldn't be killed and off we went. The aim, after several rounds, became to make it that no more rules could be created.
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It depends on who's playing.
Here's a Wiki[^] article on the daddy of them all.
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1 I got this Idea from rules of the internet
2 Why on earth am I getting spam notifications on my post now? 
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We'll need moderators to decide which jokes are funny.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That must be what Bob does 
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Considering you can't get downvoted in here any more (STILL A BAD CHANGE CHRIS!), the risk is pretty minimal.
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Insanely Difficult Movie Quote Of The Day
Yippie-kai-yay m*********** !
Which movie?
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Father of Ashton.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Die with an erection ? 
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