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This days "Godwin's law"-Achievement goes to you
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yet I got away with the "your" instead of "you're" so I win
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sir, I bow down to you. This post wins on so many levels it is unreal.
I think there should be a corollary to Godwin's law - anyone who has invoked Godwin's law against a post obviously designed to invoke Godwin's law has automatically lost the argument.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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We could call it "Barrow's Corollary".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm far too humble for that
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Humble! Humble? Bah, no-one is humbler than I! I am the humblest person on the planet, so there!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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CBadger wrote: if you do not want to be a target of flaming Do NOT start your list with index 1.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Then Watch this Who said anything about an index starting at 1?
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
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Oh, that was so sweet! But you just can't get away with "[Modified]" flag in your post-title, can you?
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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I wish I could... I did however put a EDIT tag in
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
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Except when you're wrong as there is no one perfect. The way to perfection is to always blame others for your mistakes.
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You really wanted to be criticized, aren't you?
Yes, that is easy.
1. Say Nothing.
2. Do Nothing. Even if you are hungry, you have to do nothing. Even breathing. And then,
3. Be Nothing will follow. You'll be dead. You are nothing.
This version is the hard one.
1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing"
2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end?
3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing".
(Don't mind me here. I'm just trying to amuse myself after some unexpected occurrences. )
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I was snorkelling at the weekend and saw a bottle of beer on the sea bed with the top on, I went down to have a look and sure enough, it did. I let it drop back to the sea bed, vertically, neck up, expecting it to hold that position the entire way, but it didn't, it turned sideways, and fell the entire distance sideways, straight down, without any wobble, or instability.
Wow I thought, a bottle of beer, falling through water, has LESS drag falling sideways then length ways?
I was surprised.
Can anyone suggest a reason why this should be?
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The base is concaved so it must turn from there.
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I though you were on Hols...
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I am. The girls are shopping and I am waiting.
In a bar.
With wifi.
There may, or may not, be a champion's breakfast beside me.
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Lucky *****!
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someone asked a question with the word 'beer' in it - Nagy receives automatic alerts for any booze-related posts ...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Ahh, that explains it a sort of + alert...
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While sometimes a little out-of-this-world, or off-the-planet, I wouldn't describe the nodge as an alien...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Oh! Sorry - sor the email and not the post - I see you did a bob - I thought you wrote the word alien - if you see what I mean!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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No worries!
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Reminds me of a discussion (argument) which may have happened in real life or perhaps even here.
Why do Champagne bottles (except Cristal) have concave bases?
A. For strength
B. For stacking
C. To make the bottle appear bigger
Genuine question, I can't remember the answer.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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