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27-Jul-14 23:08

To avoid criticism is really easy when you follow these easy to learn steps... Suspicious | :suss:

7. Say Nothing
1002458. Do Nothing
3.14159265359. Be Nothing
WTF | :WTF:

Easy as that. Same can be followed if you do not want to be trolled, spammed, corrected on something you said/did, or if you do not want to be a target of flaming or anything else D'Oh! | :doh:

(well for that just do not use the internet and all can be avoided $Shucks | :-\$ )

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modified 28-Jul-14 5:44am.

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson27-Jul-14 23:16

27-Jul-14 23:16

I completely disagree, and think your a Nazi for even suggesting this

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

CBadger27-Jul-14 23:41

27-Jul-14 23:41

I agree. One like for you Captain America Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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StM0n27-Jul-14 23:44

StM0n

27-Jul-14 23:44

This days "Godwin's law"-Achievement goes to you Wink | ;)

(yes|no|maybe)*

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson27-Jul-14 23:47

27-Jul-14 23:47

yet I got away with the "your" instead of "you're" so I win

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

StM0n27-Jul-14 23:48

StM0n

27-Jul-14 23:48

(yes|no|maybe)*

Keith Barrow27-Jul-14 23:55

Keith Barrow

27-Jul-14 23:55

Sir, I bow down to you. This post wins on so many levels it is unreal.

I think there should be a corollary to Godwin's law - anyone who has invoked Godwin's law against a post obviously designed to invoke Godwin's law has automatically lost the argument.

Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

Forogar 28-Jul-14 4:22

Forogar

28-Jul-14 4:22

We could call it "Barrow's Corollary".

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Keith Barrow28-Jul-14 4:53

Keith Barrow

28-Jul-14 4:53

I'm far too humble for that $Shucks | :-\$

Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

Forogar 28-Jul-14 11:12

Forogar

28-Jul-14 11:12

Humble! Humble? Bah, no-one is humbler than I! I am the humblest person on the planet, so there!

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Agent__00727-Jul-14 23:16

Agent__007

27-Jul-14 23:16

CBadger wrote:
if you do not want to be a target of flaming

Do NOT start your list with index 1. Laugh | :laugh:

Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

CBadger27-Jul-14 23:42

27-Jul-14 23:42

~~Then Watch this~~ Who said anything about an index starting at 1? Confused | :confused:

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Agent__00728-Jul-14 0:32

Agent__007

28-Jul-14 0:32

Oh, that was so sweet! But you just can't get away with "[Modified]" flag in your post-title, can you? Laugh | :laugh:

Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

CBadger28-Jul-14 0:47

28-Jul-14 0:47

I wish I could... I did however put a EDIT tag in Blush | :O

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AccessDeveloper28-Jul-14 6:17

AccessDeveloper

28-Jul-14 6:17

Except when you're wrong as there is no one perfect. The way to perfection is to always blame others for your mistakes.

Karen Mitchelle27-Jul-14 23:21

Karen Mitchelle

27-Jul-14 23:21

You really wanted to be criticized, aren't you? $Shucks | :-\$

Yes, that is easy.
1. Say Nothing.
2. Do Nothing. Even if you are hungry, you have to do nothing. Even breathing. And then,
3. Be Nothing will follow. You'll be dead. You are nothing.

This version is the hard one.
1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing"
2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end?
3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing".

$Shucks | :-\$
(Don't mind me here. I'm just trying to amuse myself after some unexpected occurrences. Sigh | :sigh:

)

Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

CBadger27-Jul-14 23:51

Question for the fluid dynamicists here

27-Jul-14 23:51

Karen Mitchelle wrote:
1. Say Nothing. Quite easy. Just say "Nothing"

2. Do Nothing. How and when will this end?

3. Be Nothing. Go get you BC and try to change your name to "Nothing". There! You are "Nothing".

Indexes are all wrong! Poke tongue | ;-P

I said "Nothing" of such so Saying nothing means that you said nothing but did say something to say nothing so nothing was said when nothing needed to be said.

Doing nothing only really ever counts as doing nothing when your boss/Parent scolds you for not doing what is expected (Although you are doing something so you are not doing nothing in doing something that has nothing to do with what is expected so you are doing nothing in not doing nothing)

Be nothing has nothing to do with your (screen)name so I am something that is nothing because in being nothing I am something but I am nothing in being something.

Confused | :confused:

Did I bring a coat?

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Munchies_Matt27-Jul-14 22:38

Munchies_Matt

27-Jul-14 22:38

I was snorkelling at the weekend and saw a bottle of beer on the sea bed with the top on, I went down to have a look and sure enough, it did. I let it drop back to the sea bed, vertically, neck up, expecting it to hold that position the entire way, but it didn't, it turned sideways, and fell the entire distance sideways, straight down, without any wobble, or instability.

Wow I thought, a bottle of beer, falling through water, has LESS drag falling sideways then length ways?

I was surprised.

Can anyone suggest a reason why this should be?

Sign a petition calling for the boycott of Israel until it returns to its legal 1967 borders.

Nagy Vilmos27-Jul-14 22:45

Nagy Vilmos

27-Jul-14 22:45

The base is concaved so it must turn from there.

glennPattonWork327-Jul-14 22:48

glennPattonWork3

27-Jul-14 22:48

I though you were on Hols...

Nagy Vilmos27-Jul-14 22:51

Nagy Vilmos

27-Jul-14 22:51

I am. The girls are shopping and I am waiting.
In a bar.
With wifi.

There may, or may not, be a champion's breakfast beside me. Beer | [beer]

glennPattonWork327-Jul-14 22:52

glennPattonWork3

27-Jul-14 22:52

Lucky *****! Smile | :)

_Maxxx_28-Jul-14 0:22

_Maxxx_

28-Jul-14 0:22

someone asked a question with the word 'beer' in it - Nagy receives automatic alerts for any booze-related posts ...

PooperPig - Coming Soon

glennPattonWork328-Jul-14 0:50

glennPattonWork3

28-Jul-14 0:50

Ahh, that explains it a sort of Beer | [beer]

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