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Happy Holi to all members of the CP.
Enjoy weekend and Lets play Holi. 
modified 15-Mar-14 2:57am.
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Happy Holi to all our Indian friends. Now is the time I wish I could have been in India! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi,
Happy Holi to you too 
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Upside: Bacon 
Downside: Pennsylvania 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Don't forget to clean your teeth before going: http://www.baconfreak.com/bacon-dental-floss.html[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A bit amateur-hour, that.
I've spent 2 hours trying to work out why things work great for 5 page views and then die a horrible death-by-timeout for every cache call.
Several hundred lines of extra logging calls and there it was: the connection pool was being exhausted because I wasn't using a using statement.
But of course the kicker is that the original error message telling me that it was a connection pool issue had been staring me in the face all that time 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Sh*t happens
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new
-Einstein, Albert
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Oh, you're one of THOSE guys, eh? Had one at a previous job. Only, he wrote a massive website over 5+ years, so there were undisposed SQL connections everywhere. I eventually got it all fixed up by naming the connection strings and tracking down the locations that left the most unclosed connections. Took much longer than 2 hours!
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Real Programmers don't Dispose. They hide the object in a rolled up carpet in the back of an abandoned car.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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You've had a long week, these things happen ... at least it didn't get out into the outside world, where 10.46 Million members might find out. Oh... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Time to check recent posts in Weird and Wonderful forum. I guess it would have made it there.
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Oh, so you're indisposed now?
I'll get my coat, officer...
Software Zen: delete this;
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'There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact.'
Sherlock Holmes Quote
-The Bascombe Valley Mystery
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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Chris Maunder wrote: I wasn't using a using
No, you weren't, definitely.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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From Auntie[^]
Iconic image and the timing was just right.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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We're almost to the end of an era. R.I.P. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I great way to begin the weekend! 
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I believe that should be W H   !!
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Congratulations!
And now the bad news...You've been overtaken by two people, one of them me, and I was asleep in bed the whole time...sorry! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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... thus proving the notion that you can code in your sleep.
Also do support.
Never moon a werewolf.
- Harvey
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