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According to Snopes, you sir are a lie[^]!
speramus in juniperus
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This morning my cat decided to turn off my phone alarm by pushing it from the table to the ground. Now i cant use my sensor display. But i still don't hate the cat who wakes me up in 3 am in the morning because he wants to play.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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How did Annette take the news?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I hate software companies that provide setup.exe with no embedded information to help identify which program it is supposed to install.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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So you have
Setup.exe
Setup(1).exe
Setup(2).exe
Setup(3).exe
...
Setup(n).exe
In your download folder... don't you?
Yes, those people should go to the same place the adobe updater programmers go when die...
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Joan Murt wrote: Yes, those people should go to the same place the adobe updater programmers go when die...
Why wait? 
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erm... yes, not a single good reason to wait for it... 
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You guessed it. It's my own fault. I should label them when I do the download but I'm not that organised.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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I hate getting to work early and have nothing to do, we are moving so the VB (shudder!) I have to deal with shouldn't be started!
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So just leave the VB code behind and say it must have "got lost in the move"...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Tempting, very tempting 
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Slugs, bloody useless pets!
speramus in juniperus
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They don't eat much.
When young, my brother used to collect snails in a jam jar.
Every day, he would open the jar, pull out each snail one by one and say "Hello Mr Snail".
If the snail stuck its head out of its shell, it was talking to him, so it went back in the jar. If it didn't it was rude so he smashed it with a rock...the concept of "snail food" or even "breathing air" did not occur to him.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: If it didn't it was rude so he smashed it with a rock.
So be thankful he kept his slimy hands of yer sheep. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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We used to catch flies knotted a hair to their legs
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Me hate same same .msi file !
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I dreamt I posted this as I was waking up this morning. The solution is quite satisfyingly:
Kevin brings it home, twice perhaps? (5)
Apologies to DD.
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It can only be BACON. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Bacon is not the answer to everything, there is also bread and brown sauce
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bacon, bread, brown sauce. A love tryst if there ever was one.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Correct obviously.
It was quite unsettling to wake up to both a crossword clue and thinking about CP.
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Do I win a bacon sarnie voucher? Slurp! Slurp! Drool!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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