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Slugs, bloody useless pets!
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They don't eat much.
When young, my brother used to collect snails in a jam jar.
Every day, he would open the jar, pull out each snail one by one and say "Hello Mr Snail".
If the snail stuck its head out of its shell, it was talking to him, so it went back in the jar. If it didn't it was rude so he smashed it with a rock...the concept of "snail food" or even "breathing air" did not occur to him.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: If it didn't it was rude so he smashed it with a rock.
So be thankful he kept his slimy hands of yer sheep. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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We used to catch flies knotted a hair to their legs 
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Me hate same same .msi file ! 
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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I dreamt I posted this as I was waking up this morning. The solution is quite satisfyingly:
Kevin brings it home, twice perhaps? (5)
Apologies to DD.
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It can only be BACON. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Bacon is not the answer to everything, there is also bread and brown sauce
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bacon, bread, brown sauce. A love tryst if there ever was one.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Correct obviously.
It was quite unsettling to wake up to both a crossword clue and thinking about CP.
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Do I win a bacon sarnie voucher? Slurp! Slurp! Drool!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Kevin brings it home, twice perhaps? (5)
Alone?
twice - 1 & 2
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Kevin Bacon (actor): once.
Bringing home the bacon: second.
When he comes home with lovely rashers of bacon he's bringing home both the delectable sliced pig and his surname. Two for the price of one. 
I could murder a bacon sandwich right now.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I awoke from a dream in the night knowing with absolute certainty that the answer to the problem was doughnuts.
I just don't know what the problem was.
I shall spend the next few days applying the solution to all problems I come up against to see if it works.
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Make them! They're very easy and taste waaaaaay better than the shopshyte
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"Follow that taxi! One can trap the occupants of the administration to come?"(6,7)
I like this one!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Loyal opposition drunkenly awaits bench do! (6, 7)
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Pale imitation of a wardrobe for next government?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Should have answered Dave's other weird CCCs. Any body interested now? Especially Thursdays!
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Finally I got one...and it can't come soon enough for that nice Mr Goves...
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Then post the answer before someone else does!
(And the Wonderful Goves has over a year before he is, at best, on that side. Unfortunately.)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I can't - I'm too polite due to my English heritage. I come from a long line of queue advocates. 
Cabinet reshuffle
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*cough* (6,7), not (7,9) *cough*
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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