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There are only so many words in the English language ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I'm discombobulated now
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Serbia Mint is terribly clumsy with both hands?
ambisinister (anagram) (-----definition-----) Now to see if that's even a word.
EDIT: My new word for the day. Edited again with an explanation.
modified 4-May-22 7:19am.
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It's a lovely little word, I get like that all the time ...
You are up tomorrow!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Is the least popular show on Bajor "Keeping up with the Cardassians"?
* OTD(N): Of The Day (Not)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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But how do you measure the distance travelled by your shape-shifting constable?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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With an Odo Meter!
The old ones are the best!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Sure. Live long and suffer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Use the Force, Spock!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Illogical.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When Obi-Wan Kenobi uses Tal Shaya...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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... on Bajor, the Kardassians follow _you_.
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Is there a way to have the my signature always be the same other than blank space or having to enter it every time?
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If on a desktop, hover over your name in the top right corner. Select 'Forums and QA' -> 'Settings' and edit the value in 'Message Signature (Click to edit)'. Should be able to do it some way on a phone, but I've never played with it.
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Go it thanks. Thanks to David O'Neil as well.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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May the fourth be with you!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I am currently looking for a job. I have my resume out on several websites like Monster.com and Robert Half.
So far, I had only gotten request for interviews from five different insurance agencies, even though my resume clearly states I am looking for a programming job. Are they that desperate?
Then today, I have been contacted by 3 different headhunters with opportunities for me. They have jobs that I could do and would be happy to have. The thing that I find odd is that all three recruiters spoke with a heavy accent, India Indian, not American Indian.
I am not being disrespectful; I admire their grasp of American English. It was, however, difficult to understand what they were saying.
Puzzled
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I know a smart, recent college grad in computer science that went to work for an Insurance company.
Huge IT operation. Think about all of the analytics and number crunching needed behind the scenes.
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If that was the position they were offering I would jump on it. they want me to be an Insurance Salesman!
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I wonder if you auto look into it. You might find a home for life and live long in good health!😄
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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head hunter is a polluted word these days. Recruitment is too .
It used to be that when a head hunter called you, you would have been proud, because your resume/career stood out and someone picked you to fill in a role that your specific skillset would be suited for. Today a headhunter is someone who searches across platforms for keywords and just calls up anyone (s)he can find. They don't even match up skill sets, look at what you're doing now or look at your goals. Often they even miss the mark of where you live and propose work on the other side of the country. It's just hard selling these days.
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Quote: Often they even miss the mark of where you live and propose work on the other side of the country universe.
FFY.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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