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Movie Quote Of The Day
Oh, that tongue thing is amazing.
Which movie?
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I am NOT going to think about One Night in Paris... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Bear Grylls The Movie
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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While I think about what movie it might be, I can't help thinking: Wouldn't it have been better to post this MQOTD in the Soapbox to begin with??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Batman and Robin, or something like that?
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Come dine with me, the zombie edition
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The last three or four series have all been the zombie edition haven't they?
It used to be a good light program, about food. But now they seem to just pick a bunch of people you hope will all die in a fire... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I only like the episodes where people verbally abuse each other..
But otherwise I just zone out when it's on as her in doors watches all variations of the programme, English, Australian and there has even been an Irish version
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Did you look it up?
You do know that guessing the correct title is not the actual goal of the game, right?
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"Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarves" - Think about it, they've got the right height... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm pleased to announce Salmon.
It's Agile, like the fish, but you swim up the Waterfall.
Each minor release is called a spawn, with new code lines called Fingerlings, and each branch called a Brandling.
The central repository is called Roe. 
Simple
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But do you have to release it in cans?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A reasonable facsimile is enough, although Spawn-Masters recommend attaching an actual ring-pull to the packet.
Software made using Salmon is particularly suitable for the "Sandwich" model, and works well with the JCucumber web language.
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And does that mean that the software can't bloat - I mean, salmon are tapered at the front and back so if you release the can full of the "nose end" first then work your way down the fishy software you end up at a nice thin "tail" as the product starts to die...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah, I can see you've read the book, "Salmon:-How To Use The Net Productively".
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OriginalGriff wrote: But do you have to release it in cans?
No you release it into the ocean. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Drowning your software probably won't help.
Except for iTunes.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Drowning your software probably won't help.
No buy it does give you personal satisfaction. 
OriginalGriff wrote: Except for iTunes.
I agree about iTunes. I installed it because my wife wanted to transfer some music to her iSomething device.
Apple went ahead and installed some other POS software without asking that started giving error messages when the machine would start.
I got rid of the offending software and my wife has yet to use iTunes so I will probably remove it also.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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If only iTunes had used the junior version of Salmon, called 'Baked Beans'. It's specially designed for utilities which depend on the main branch.
Spawn-Masters hold a 'toast' meeting, in which the 'beans' projects are poured onto the developers in an even layer.
There is no good reason why iTunes should comprise 150 MB, not even the fact that it restricts your new Beatles album to that one, particular PC for all time. Or an approved Apple thing, unless you use Linux.
It used to be possible to use these thingies with Linux until Apple restricted them to 'ornament' level.
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But in order to fly, it needs to scale well across multiple streams.
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I am afraid this could lead to very bad code smells coming from unused code, uninitialized variables, etc.
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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