|
Yes, and you will have a shell of a time cleaning it up.
|
|
|
|
|
tort[^]
well, it's not a snake
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
|
|
|
|
|
It is no bacon either.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
|
|
|
|
|
Not the sort of tort that I was thinking of - the other be a wrongdoing or malfeasance whether by act or omission that may or may not also constitute a crime which leads to a liability in civil law outwith the scope of contract law (or something like that).
Examples could include public nuisance, defamation, negligence or Griff's "Thought of the Day" posts
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
|
Johnny J. wrote: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
Beat me to it! 
|
|
|
|
|
An African swallow that migrated to Europe and which now meddles in the US elections for the Russians.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
|
|
|
|
|
While carrying coconut shells under it's dorsal feathers.  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
|
|
|
|
|
My favourite color is blue, no y... aaaaaaaahhhhhh.
|
|
|
|
|
Johnny J. wrote: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
There's a Python neural network library to determine the answer for that.
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
|
|
|
|
|
While I was at university, one of my weirder fellow students had a pet python which he called "Montgomery". He always called it "Montgomery", never "Monty", so it took a while before the connection clicked. It was very friendly, had free reign of the whole student house and kept the mice and/or rats well under control - we never saw any after he moved in.
A couple of years later it died in a furniture moving accident and he decided we should eat him at a farewell party (we were very poor students, food was expensive!). He tasted of chicken - actually quite delicious. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
That story was sad and horrifying at the same time.  
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
|
|
|
|
|
I heard a story from friends of ours who had visited Vietnam that they had helped in the kitchen. A snake was prepared by using hedge shears to cut it into pieces before cooking it
|
|
|
|
|
He used a kitchen knife to gut it and debone it then sliced crosswise it into "steaks" to be pan-fried.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
Such a sweet snake 
|
|
|
|
|
Spending time in the Oz bush while growing up snake became just part of the diet. Cut of the head to remove the poison glands and throw the rest on the cooking fire. Goanna is another rather tasty reptile and there is more meat on them, out back snakes tend to be rather smaller than the average python.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hi All,
Think I have asked this before, is there a Python Q&A area?...I need to wash I have trying to find an answer on Stack Overflow...
|
|
|
|
|
There is no "Python specific" forum, but QA takes questions on it: Ask a question[^]
You could ask for one to be created: Bugs and Suggestions[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
"Sounds like a royal flunkey is giving a defence?" (8)
Nice and easy for a Monday, good luck.
Andy B
modified 6-Aug-18 5:35am.
|
|
|
|
|
LabVIEWstuff wrote: Nice and easy
Please stop doing that, it jinxes it every time!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
