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Happy birthday Griff
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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Thank you! I get two now - my CP birthday, and my boring one next month ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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One's plenty for me and they seem to come around sooner each year the older I get!
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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It's the toilet paper roll theory. It goes faster the closer you are to the end.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Fortunately I haven't hit the tube yet! 
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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I don't recognise birthdays (particularly my own) so just carry on.
Anyway why do people only wish you to be happy once a year? sounds cruel to me.
... everyday: have a happy day
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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I don't recognise this one either ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I have children, I'm not allowed to do that.
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Thank you! I get two now - my CP birthday, and my boring one next month ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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It's not my birthday - that's next month. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Then have a very late Happy birthday from me.
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11 months late is a bit overdue - AND that was my 60th, as well 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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So, retirement coming up pretty soon, huh?
Lucky sod - wish it was I/Me/Waddeva! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Happy Birthday in advance then, I never can remember birthdays.
Once I even forgot my own  and I'm not joking!
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My bad, sorry. 
Dumb Calender-Sync. I don't know what happened. My cellphone just rang the alarm. 
You told some days ago that your birthday was being soon and that you had targeted something. I didn't think it was wrong.
Is the day (24th) at least the correct one?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Using a computer with insufficient resources.
A few years ago (more than I care to remember) I was developing a hardware graphics processing module using FPGA's. I had what I considered the final iteration and wanted to run one last round of simulation for the entire design.
Just after lunch (1:00pm), I set up the simulator for 30 seconds of real-time processing (1500 frames) and started the run.
At 6:00pm it was still processing (phew!) so I left everything running and went home.
The next morning (7:00am) it was still running but around 9:00am the software reported the simulation was complete, so I clicked the [Continue] button and the computer then took another 2 hours post processing files until it finally generated an "Insufficient Memory" error message, deleted all the results and terminated the program.
I had 32Gb of memory installed (was 8Gb) and the repeat simulation took just over 1 hour... (my original expectation)
All that for a 30 second simulation.
BTW the design was successful.
Live long and prosper
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I'm not sure exactly what you're asking about. My worst *coding* experience?
Probably one of the innumerable death marches I've been involved in. Pick one.
(I used to consult, and was often involved in project rescue, so i've been involved in a lot of failed projects - it's not fun)
In recent memory, strictly in debugging terms, I ran into an issue in my parser code with a particular grammar and the issue only cropped up after over a minute of lalr(1) table generation so each time i started the debugger i had to wait over a minute to get something useful to debug.
it took me awhile to track down that bug. as i recall, there was nothing wrong with that section of code, it was something upstream that was causing the problem. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Dealing with a test environment that took an unbecoming length of time to configure.
It was such a PITA that I routinely checked in code untested, which was definitely frowned on if it caused problems. Thankfully it rarely did, and never in a way that couldn't easily be patched (the product had no-restart patching, even in deployed software, forty years ago). I had developed an in-house application framework, so it couldn't be tested without knowing how to configure the test environment for whichever applications might be affected by the latest changes. I could have asked that the test group put someone on call, but it was hard enough to convince some folks that I should work on an application framework, not customer features. So I simply inspected my code carefully, checked it in with fingers crossed, and took the flak when it caused sanity tests to fail. On balance, it ended up being far cheaper to do it that way, but it was such a violation of The Process that it would never have been officially countenanced.
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Being told that all my SQL had to be on a single line, and not formatted.
It would be as readable as formatted SQL, which is true if you just read out aloud the sentence. Wrote a VS plugin that would show a formatted SQL statement after selecting it and pressing a button. Wasn't allowed to copy/paste that formatted statement into code though, it had to be on a single line. Lots of scrolling just to read the statement wouldn't matter, that was preferred to people "wasting time" on formatting.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: people "wasting time" on formatting
Wow. Someone thinks formatting is only about making code, what, pretty?
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Being told that all my SQL had to be on a single line, and not formatted.
I could see that as a way to stop all dogfights about The One and Only True Way to Format Code.
You should consider starting to program in APL. In APL one major goal is to write the entire application on a sigle line.
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Member 7989122 wrote: I could see that as a way to stop all dogfights about The One and Only True Way to Format Code.
Yup, was also one of the reasons
Still, there is no "one true way"; simplest solution would be to "accept all", or have some tool do the formatting. Not wanting to have discussions on were whitespace goes is a bad argument to stop all formatting.
Member 7989122 wrote: You should consider starting to program in APL. In APL one major goal is to write the entire application on a sigle line.
Only worked there for a year, two tops. No discussions on how to format the VB.NET code since VS automatically did that.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The first time I went on a customer trip with my boss. I was an intern at the time. We were writing a control system for part of a manufacturing line. At one point, a part of the application I had written stopped working. I couldn't understand what was wrong, my boss was getting pissed, and the customer was looking unimpressed. We spent hours going over this and not getting anywhere. Finally, I went back and compared the code we were running to my original copy. They were different, and I hadn't made the changes. When I showed it to my boss, he admitted changing some things because he didn't like how I did part of it. When we put my code back, the application started working again.
I didn't say more than a half-dozen words to the guy the whole 10-hour drive home.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Spending a beautifully sunny Saturday morning in the cold server room of Skopje airport, because the (redundant) servers weren't communicating with each other, only to find that it was because the installation engineers hadn't followed my very clear, very detailed instructions on installing the Synaptic software.
They hadn't bothered following the section on configuring exceptions for Synaptic's internal firewall, so the servers weren't being allowed to talk to each other.
As is typical, once I'd found the problem, it took only a couple of minutes to fix -- but the day was ruined.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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