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If you are of a Certain Generation, then this may appeal: Enterprise Waterfall[^]
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 'we don't use no source control' 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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So, I know how old you are then!
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Found this one too. Gads, that really hits the bullseye. The link I provided actually gives you the links to each of the frameworks in the lyrics.  
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I have been guilty of more of these than I care to admit.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Kinda slow in here thought it might amuse the hamsters.
A software developer, a hardware engineer and a mid-level manager were on their way to a conference center located near the top of a mountain. After the conference they were driving down the steep mountain road and suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
"I know," said the manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."No, no," said the hardware engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before.
I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way".
"Well," said the software developer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again."
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It's too small to be let out alone.
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The software developer must have been on the Microsoft Windows team.
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A Microsoft support tech drives past and suggest that they close all the windows and restart the car to see if that fixes the problem.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Seems like they would listen but do nothing
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Mike Hankey wrote: The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside.
An Apple Maps engineer sitting in the back seat looks around and calmly says: "Sorry about that! According to our latest satellite data there should be a road here."
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Hi Leslie, long time no see.
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And the Agile developer: "Let's create unit tests, set up sprints, and refactor how we take the curve after each sprint. No matter what happens, we'll be able to deliver the car at the bottom of the mountain. Who needs to worry about how many dents it has?"
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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As an aside doesn't agile just mean wing it?
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Mike Hankey wrote: As an aside doesn't agile just mean wing it?
Isn't it grand that the modern software development process has such a cool sounding name? 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Mike Hankey wrote: see if it happens again
Software Zen: delete this;
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... when a new model comes out your car is as slow as a milk float. 
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...they would still get the government to subsidize their products.
I really don't get why tax payers need to help one buy an expensive toy...phone or car.
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Lifting the hood would void the warranty.
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Something like that existed already. I had such a car.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Tires would be optional and only available from them.
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But you could choose the color of the tires.
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But only 6 colors
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And they would be square, with rounded corners.
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