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Is Politics just fleas with an agenda?
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No, its a guy with a lot of spasms.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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As long as it does not get jittery
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I thought that was a parrot who had swallowed a watch.
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It's many blood-sucking insects. The difference between politics and the ordinary kind is that tics fall off when the host dies.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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wow, someone's got a flea in their ear.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Did I say something wrong?
:innocent look:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That flies in the face of logic, whatever that mite Beetle, and it's difficult for us to discern what kind of mantis that can aphid to post such drivel.
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A type of promiscuous blood sucker?
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Yes. Parasites.
Defend yourself accordingly.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nah, flies on a dung heap.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Each US olympic athlete is going to be issued 37 free condoms.
I wonder how they arrived at that number?
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Twice a day for 18 days, plus one in reserve?
I just wondered if they would be given the ammo of their choice if the games ever were held in Texas.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I would start practicing seriously to compete then. Given the cost of ammo...
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How about the girls? If they are given the same number too, and they do NOT screw 100% internationally, then the math doesn't .... fit.
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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That works out at 2.3125 a day.
0.3125!!
How can 4 inches of condom be useful to anyone?
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Pom Pey wrote:
How can 4 inches of condom be useful to anyone?
Well - if you roll it up a bit it won't be too big for you.
(you made me post this - yes, you did!)
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I really don't want to know, do you think they will have any energy left for sports?
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It's probably to give them somewhere to store the "clean" urine samples...
I'm losing all confidence in anyone involved to be clean these days. 
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I refuse to watch the Olympics until they eliminate all of the style "sports".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I know what you mean: "synchronised swimming" for Elephants sake!
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OriginalGriff wrote: "synchronised swimming" for Elephants
I must have missed that one.
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Do not thank me - NSFW[^]
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Busby Berkeley is spinning in his grave.
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