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Well as they say 'Great Minds think alike' Hang on I'm on that list...
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Quote: Tensho Goto
With that name...
Reminds me of someone in Q&A recently who was desperately looking for the 'Dim' command in c#. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: desperately looking for the 'Dim' command in c#
Must. not. snark.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Rev 13:15
The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.
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Quote: This robot will never die
Only on the next Windows update.
Quote: It can store knowledge forever and limitlessly.
Or until its HD crashes and no one bothered to store backups.
Quote: "blah blah blah" added Goto.
WHAT'S IN A NAME!?
Quote: the rest of the droid's mechanical parts are clearly visible.
Usually, those parts are only visible to choir boys, bug or feature?
Quote: "You cling to a sense of selfish ego," it warns worshippers. "Worldly desires are nothing other than a mind lost at sea."
So basically it spews cliches?
Quote: with artificial intelligence it could one day acquire unlimited wisdom
What's an AI anyway, apart from some ML algorithm, and what's wisdom, furthermore I don't think this guy knows the definition of "unlimited"[^].
Feed it a bit of input and it'll end up like that Microsoft "AI", a cursing racist and misogynist 
This one was just too easy!
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Sander Rossel wrote: I don't think this guy knows the definition of "unlimited"[^]
Nor did that guy you posted the link to. Last time I saw him, he was skydiving in the Death Star. Perhaps he found unlimited power when he impacted at the reactor core.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Worldly desires are nothing other than a mind lost at sea."
They (the monks, I presume) need to watch something like the Dallas Texas Cowgirls for a while. Meditate on that for a while.
Man Overboard ! ! ! !
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I was thinking that Mindars could be the saviors of choir boys world-wide, but, I decided not to mention that on the Lounge for fear it might be tasteless.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I'll wait for the version that gives gong-fu lessons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What is the sound of one fist slapping ?
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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The family KIN
craft! SHIP
KINSHIP
Since the theme is "relations / relativity" I'm surprised that I'm up again tomorrow. Oh well, I liked it.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Oh sorry, I meant to post that earlier. I thought someone else would get it so I left it alone.
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Nice one I could only come up with kindred 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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V-J Day - HISTORY[^]
I was not old enough to serve but I was old enough that I remember. I think the yanks and brits were a little closer together then.
[^]VJ Day, Honolulu Hawaii, August 14, 1945 on Vimeo[^]
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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It was along time ago, but we are still feeling it's affects. My Dad was in a similar situation (he told stories of being straffed by FW190's on the way to school!), on VJ Day he broke a Window trying to fly a flag (which got out hand)
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theoldfool wrote: I think the yanks and brits were a little closer together then.
It's true. The continents are separating a couple of cm each year.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Ah yes, I thought it looked about a mile further away now (versus my youth).
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Happy 2019 everyone (this being my second post of this year (equally my tally for last)).
Anyone got any experience of living and / or working in Riga?
Specifically living / working there as a middle aged Englishman who doesn't really enjoy the interaction with humans, although anything is welcome.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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hah, if you don't like people try Asia.
Asia is a beautiful tropical paradise that has only 1 shortcoming: Asians.
too damn many of em, there's literally nowhere you can go where there aren't other people, 24/7... no empty country side, no empty mountains, no empty forests (what little remains), no such thing as an empty beach.
interestingly I watch a British series called Death in Paradise, set in a fictional Caribbean island, although Saint Marie doesn't exist it is filmed in Guadeloupe and nearby locations.
One thing stands out: a tropical countries that have done it right. Small populations, most of their islands un/low-developed, every day: get enough for the day and then enjoy life. (ok, some over simplification but mostly like that.)
Asians have burned and asphalted almost all of their jungles, built the ugliest crowded cities, and well to keep it short: every day is about money at any cost no matter how long it takes, and taking free time is seen as lost opportunity for more money.
I'm tired, I'm always tired. Everyday think about leaving, (100% no lies) and almost ready to get out, but just a little bit more have to do. (family, sigh).
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I think murder victim in Death in Paradise must be one of the greatest acting job for British actors at the moment. They fly you out, you get bumped off in the first couple of scenes, then you have to sit around in a fully funded Carrbiean hotel until the rest of the episode has been shot, then they fly you home.
Like I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, if you aware if the show. Stars get flown out to Australia, the one voted out first then has to live in the 5 star hotel for the next couple of weeks waiting for the rest of them to leave. Losing on that show is winning if you ask me.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Never been there but a 'friend' from Uni was from there, he did say there was a lack of people... and ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) was very expensive...
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We attempted a deployment last night. This involves both one or more web apps, and one or more databases. The web apps gave us no problems, and all but one of the databases deployed just fine.
Why the one data base failed: We have for db environments dev, test, QA, and production. We develop on dev (of course) pretty much ignore test, test on QA (external testers), and deploy to production. SQL Server versions by environment:
dev - 2012
Test - 2008R2
QA - 2016
Production - 2008R2
While developing, we used DATEFROMPARTS. This tested fine in Dev and QA, but failed on production. We spent two hours coming up with a fix, but since we couldn't run it through a proper test cycle, we had to roll back everything.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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This is why my dev system stays at SQL 2012(SP1) - because that's what the prod system is running, and I can't change that.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You have simple life...
Imagine a few hundred customers... Each have one production environment and at least one test environment (some has two or three)... Each (can) have a different OS, with different patches and .NET Framework, different SQL (version and edition)... The network can contain from a one to n computers, each with different role (like printing server, SQL, app, web)... They may use NLB and clustering...
Now deploy an update to all of them...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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