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I'm taking a break from creating a file parser that's causing brain damage.
Scotsman moves to North America and attends his first baseball game..
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings, then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single.
The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!".
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by,
The Umpire calls: "Walk."
The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he has four balls."
The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"...
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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Enjoy.
Wear sunglasses because the decor of Malnati's[^] (scroll down) gives me seizures just looking at the tile layout.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: Wear sunglasses
Wear body armor! Kidding... sort of. My wife lived in Chicago for the longest time. I kid her that she's much safer having moved down to FL.
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with baggage partner/family?
if it's alone could do better by trading the ticket and going Vegas instead.
(Monday catch the earlybird and roll straight back into work, or maybe Tuesday....)
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I lived in that ice-box for five years.
After today's teaser, Spring won't arrive [^] for at least another month.
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Dream Theater, c'mon you are in Blues Central! 
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Go with the "The Malnati Chicago Classic" deep dish. One of the best pizzas on earth. 
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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Be careful - that's MAGA country.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Does jargon means a container is missing?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hopefully, otherwise it might end up like THESE[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Nope - "pyrax.exceptions.NotFound: No container named '<containername>' exists. (HTTP 404)" means a container is missing.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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would've been a better movie if 2 jars were missing
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modified 28-Mar-19 12:42pm.
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Right. Two jars, and: some bins!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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What can you mean - surely not a liddle cover up?
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I thought jargon was what people in Norfolk and Texas do to keep fit.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
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In my old car it would have meant that a door was missing since it was always telling me
"The door is a jar"
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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My mind immediately went there, for some reason.
I remember my 12 year-old self thinking that "what do you call a jar then?" was a pretty clever comeback...
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Very clever elder takes care shifting mind stream (10)
The correct answer was posted by Randor.
Answer: Mastermind
Very clever = mastermind
elder = master
takes care = mind
shifting = (anag. indicator)
mind stream = mastermind (anag.)
As you can see the idea was to have a double solution in there. I don't know how that fits in with the rules, but it seemed OK to me.
modified 28-Mar-19 8:34am.
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I love that game...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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You play -- .- ... - . .-. -- .. -. -.. too?
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Damn - I think you just posted the solution before I could! I think you probably should be up tomorrow... 
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And the answer is ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Morse Code Translater[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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