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Add a neurochip and you can remotely control them with a useless IoT device!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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A variation of the Zombie Apocalypse? 
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Great gift idea, as well! 
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For that young budding scientist?
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Send for them? I work for them!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I don't need cockroaches have you got any other critters? Say gnats or fleas?
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested let me know and I'll jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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I need to re-home some neighbors... 
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Can't help you there kidnapping, or in your case neighbor napping is illegal here in Florida!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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You can't say "Florida" without saying "Duh".
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Read the first 2 lines and thought "you have to be joking", the last line certainly got a chuckle, thank you.
I have a flock of sulphur crested cockatoos that will put the barking dog to shame. I've been known to mutter what you would shoot if you had a gun but being in Oz and an animal lover I really can't do that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Welcome, I had the same reaction when I first read it.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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... it's @Nagy-Vilmos mum![^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Are you sure about that? I thought he drank directly from a spigot on the tankertrucks. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And we're back to "smart water bottles": HidrateMe Spark/[^]
This time, it not only monitors your water intake but glows when it's time to drink more. And grouches at you via an app, and your fitbit. Or ... you could save $45 and ... I dunno ... just drink water? When you are thirsty, maybe?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Interesting, but I'll wait till they provide the matching device that tells you when you should pee... then measures it to calculate the next quantity and time to drink.
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Well, it makes drinking water "fun and competitive" (actual review (from a fake account, no doubt))
It gave me an idea for a product.
I'll let you in on it, but don't tell anyone... The OxygenMe O2!
It's a small device that reminds people when to breathe.
An Android or iOS app tracks whether you should breath through your nose or through your mouth.
Whenever you forget to breathe it plays Breathe by The Prodigy 
I'm still working out a few other products like BlinkMe, HeartbeatMe and BiteMe
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I had a similar idea, a device that tells you when you farted so you know to hold your breath.
Maybe we could combine these?
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"BlinkMe" - you're missing a trick here.
Call it "iBlink" And pickup the hipster market, then even if it doesn't work at all you can treble the price.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This is the best idea I've came across on internet so far 
I'll volunteer to work on these projects 
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's a small device that reminds people when to breathe.
Oh, that's a bad idea. It's better to let them forget.
Software Zen: delete this;
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