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Not only is it a programming question, not sharing code with the world, because that code does nothing in the line of the increasing order of the names, which looks like it's supposed to sort lines from one file into another.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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Wow, you read it! I didn't. I am pissed off with VS 2015 and nuget packages. Already spent half a day just setting up the solution.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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idiot--;
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Evolution in action ...
Perhaps it's time to revise the bible: "The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and the crocodile shall help the pastor cross the damn river; and a little child shall lead them...."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In this case people get mixed up between fiction and non fiction books. Nuff said.
I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week. I think it would have had the opposite effect because the crocs dinner would have any poo mixed in it and hence be better tasting !
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I like that they call it "Crocodile River" - hint, hint - and the bit where "the pastor entered the water and waded out approximately 30 metres before attempting to make his way to the surface."
Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank... 
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Yep. Just plain wrong on so many levels
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OriginalGriff wrote: Surely he must have realised it wasn't going to go well when he first stepped on and his foot sank...
A minor technicality.. you need more faith!
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Faith can move mountains - but bulldozers are quicker, cheaper, and a lot more reliable!
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RossMW wrote: I liked the bit where the congregation couldn't understand it because he fasted and prayed all week
Needs to be two weeks. Try again 
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I suppose that there's always the hope that this will set a precedent for religious leaders to attempt to recreate miracles, and kill themselves in the process.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought we may have lost a jesus freak from the Kakadu, damn.
WTF sort of publication is that, one of the ugliest, over the top designs I have seen in a while. I was going to read the store but my eyes kept crossing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well clearly his demonstration was not accurate.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I just love the eyewitness comment:
Quote: 'He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.
'We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes.
Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Kevin
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PeejayAdams wrote: Thank God I don't suffer from religion!
Ah, but you do suffer - from other people's religion!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Very true!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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He got what he deserved for misrepresenting the "Gospel Message" and reducing "Christian Faith" to a Carnival side show. Unfortunately the public as I can see from the many replies will misconstrue the actions of this far out fringe religious group as representing what Christians are really like and what we actually believe. Crazy religious fanatics like these make the rest of us look bad and the unbelievers are easily lead to believe they represent the real followers of Jesus, the Messiah.
I am glad his career is cut short so he cannot corrupt more people than he already has.
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Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength?
Me: I'm a really fast learner. Give me any problem and I will figure it out.
Interviewer: What is 11 * 11?
Me: 65.
Interviewer: Not even close. It is 121.
Me: It's 121.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: It is 121.
Not even close. It's 1001. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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We don't have any life-critical data on our little home network, but I keep full backups of our data on air-gapped drives. Then I also backup some important data to DVDs that cannot be corrupted.
I cannot help but wonder: Hospitals and other medical institutions have very critical data. How can they not keep regularly updated backups on safe media, out of reach of Ransom viruses? It just seems extremely negligent to me.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Hospitals and other medical institutions
You have to remember not all of the people who work at these places are dedicated medical professionals. There are many low paid admin staff who sit at computers all day, perhaps surfing for things unconnected with your heart attack or my haemorrhoids.
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I believe it is the responsibility of the IT professionals to have safe data backups in case they are attacked. Assume it WILL happen and plan accordingly. What is the alternative? What we have in the UK and other countries today?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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