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Are you addicted to drinking brake fluid, or can you stop any time?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pun machine running in Top Gear, eh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'm just clutching at straws.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wheel have to fix that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You're going to brake me of the habit?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If fuse say so.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Now that reply is a gas.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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These puns are really tired.
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Basildane wrote: really tired.
You saying my pun was flat?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm guessing they'll pick up soon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I can't coupe up with this.
/ravi
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I'm not sure what you're driving at, my brake fluid habit is not accelerating.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Sometimes I think these puns cause an automatic choke.
Timing is everything when you exhaust all other roads to your goal.
Oil get back to you on this, later.
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I have a delightful pun based on the word "piston", but it belongs in the Soapbox. Rats! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Jeeze, Griff! You really need to rein in your brain, sometimes!
Anyone who doesn't now spend half the day humming songs from My Fair Lady is a lucky boy indeed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Responding to these puns is as easy as A, B, S.
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...my gf just received her MA in Clinical Mental Health Counseling from Goddard College. Now she still 3000 hours of internship to do in NY state become a licensed Mental Health Counselor. 
But I'm very proud of her!
Marc
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congrats to your gf and well done to her proud support crew
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Marc Clifton wrote: 3000 hours of internship to do in NY state become a licensed Mental Health Counselor.
Dating you does not count towards that time? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm pretty sure the licensing authority differentiates between certified time and time with someone who's been certified.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: I'm pretty sure the licensing authority differentiates between certified time and time with someone who's been certified.
I resemble that remark! 
Marc
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RyanDev wrote: Dating you does not count towards that time?
One of the advantages of being with an older man is that I've finally reached some semblance of emotional intelligence.
Though some may have other opinions, and please don't peruse posts I made here 14 years ago!
Marc
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