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"These beans can extend your life"
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"9 Ways to Live Forever" 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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"You won't believe what happens next!"
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I saw that in the news. I admit to being skeptical about it a few years ago they were saying it was was instant death to drink one... 
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Lopatir wrote: People who consumed a cup of coffee a day were 12 percent less likely to die compared to those who didn't drink coffee.
My English is lousy.
As I see it, it is very unlikely that you will not die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Death rate in non-coffee drinkers is 100%.
Therefore if you drink coffee you are only 88% likely to die.
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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This means that if you have a 12% likelihood to die, you can be immortal if you drink coffee.
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..cause 70 years of paying taxes is not enough 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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With more coffee the percentage increases. With the amount I drink I am now effectively immortal!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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As I understand it, it is an observational study, not a Controlled study.
It just means that, if you drink coffee you might live longer.
I assume that they mean a real coffee, a simple espresso or drip coffee cup or 2 per day , and not a gallon of super fatty and sugary coffee beverage that mega chains sell.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Not sure coffee helped my father who passed in 2015 with a few of the conditions that its supposed to help..
John
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Not sure coffee helped my father who passed in 2015 with most of the conditions that its supposed to help..
John
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Proof that Heaven does not exist:
Drinking enough coffee will ensure you live forever.
Given that both Heaven and Hell are filled with dead people, that implies that there is no coffee in either.
As a place without coffee is a good approximation to Hell, Heaven does not exist.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is a lasting impression what a sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You will know after you promise both a jockey and a sumo champion their weight in gold as a reward.
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after that his ma washi too?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Sumo or later we will find out...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If the sumo wrestler can cope well with problems, does he have heavy mettle?
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Well, for sure, he has nerves of steel.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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A lasting impression is what a suicide makes when he jumps off a building into wet cement.
It is also his last impression...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You occasionally get really weird pairings. I'm currently being treated to:
In This Twilight - Nine Inch Nails
Ave Maria - J S Bach
The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 12-Jul-17 11:28am.
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I once had
* Sounds like a melody - Alphaville
* Romeo and Juliet - Prokofiev
* Psychosocial - Slipknot
* Living on my own - Freddie Mercury
I can relate.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Dan Neely wrote: Ave Mario - J S Bach
Bach wrote opera about his plumber???
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I thought he was singing about a hockey player who took ownership of his team in lieu of back pay[^]. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Twas Shubert who wrote Ave Maria.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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