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Is there a monthly stipend? 
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Yes, but it's never on time.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Trust me, I can chase late payments with the best of 'em!
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It's funded by Donald Trump.
Good luck.
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Oh.
Sh*t.
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Struggling to come up with one this morning (undoubtedly due to the chronological displacement) but it will be with you shortly and will, no doubt, be all the better for the wait.
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: I am a Multiverse agent
Which movie?
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Debbie Does Everything
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Inspector Gagdget
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Shakespeare in Love
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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The Dead Poets Society, obviously.
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From Russia with Love
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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One Flew Over ALL the Cuckoo Nests
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Last year I dressed up as a bailiff. I got three tvs and a dishwasher 
veni bibi saltavi
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These days, all I have to look forward to is stunning girls in slutty costumes drinking a great deal.
(Please knock on the door. Please knock on the door. Pl . . . )
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Only had a couple of those. With significate other sitting there could not appreciate them as well as I would have liked.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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modified 31-Oct-16 6:54am.
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I have a (mixed) blessing: - my wife expects me to look. A guy that doesn't look is either hiding something (and wants to seem innocent), or worse for everyone, actually lost interest.
So looking is quite OK - touching - I don't even want to think about how that would end up. I share no similarities with this fellow [^] and wish to keep it that way.
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We're going to a party this evening at one of the international [i.e. Western] complexes. There will be children being all silly, Dad's looking after the drinks very carefully, and a fair few mum's of the dress up 'daringly' persuasion. As I will be accompanied by daughters [both models] and Mrs Wife, I shall be staying with the beer and not looking. No. I won't.
veni bibi saltavi
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Me like Thriller M.J costume.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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I tried to drop candy in Bob's bag repeatedly, but he refused to accept it.
Does this mean he will play a trick on me later?
I tried using Chroooooome, Bloody Edge, FriedFox, and Internet Executor.
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