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I would have taken the ticket too... and then re-sold it
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You didn't took the tree? What if they change tree type in next festive season?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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They should have stapled Justin Bieber
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Chocolate.
Coated.
Coffee beans.
Good dark chocolate, surrounding whole a roast coffee bean. So you get the chocolate "kick", then a crunchy, suckable, lump of caffeine goodness...
These are not going to last long ... Herself has discovered the packet ... 
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Common dutch treat for many years. (Not to be confused with their ovens.)
Sin tack ear lol
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You're late to the party, but glad you're here.
My wife gets them for me and I leave them in my desk at work; nice after lunch quick kick.
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Better late than never! 
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I remain unconvinced.
Send me a test-package, and I may change my mind 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Now that's convincingly smart  
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Better late than never I suppose. They make them with different chocolates and different beans as well if you weren't aware
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I tried those back in 2012, when a buddy and I were running the Flying Pig Marathon[^], and he'd brought some of those along in addition to the usual sports gels.
Those. Things. Are. MAGIC.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Also have a try with
Chocolate
Coated
Liquorice balls
Helps to keep the blood pressure up 
For example Liquorice by Johan Bülow
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I'm not a coffee drinker, but I'll go through a bag of these in no time at all. If I was a coffee drinker, I suspect I'm the type who'd have 8 cups a day. Just as well I'm not.
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I tried those a couple decades ago, and they're just the thing for an all night coding session; not so good for restful sleep, though. I haven't seen them in stores for a long, long time now, but I still remember how addicting they are. Yummmm!!!!
Will Rogers never met me.
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My local supermarket sells them! 
This may be a bad idea... 
But...you can get them on Amazon: Chocolate covered coffee beans (USA)[^]
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Obligatory chocolate covered bacon post:[^]
Couldn't find the coffee covered bacon; chocolate will do.
Oh, and the chocolate coffee beans have been around since the dinosaur days. Just saying...
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Did you try bacon covered coffee?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Being a student, I am now able to understand the pain students have to go through because of their professors. I am currently having my exams and my teacher was teaching us web development. There is a question, "write the procedure to connect to database".
Rings some bells? Of course it should, at first I thought it was a question from a non-Googling-OP. No framework given, no guidance on what framework we are talking about, no name of database. Teachers really are sneaky suns o' beaches! Besides, he wouldn't care about anything, and will say, it was your duty. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I think you have gone some way to answering the question in noticing that no specifics are given.
It's a good opportunity to show your skills for designing a 'framework' for connecting to a database that is agnostic with regards to the database it is creating a connection for.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nah, too hard. Play Project Manager and call for a meeting inviting as many people as possible, and the more of them that have no relevance to the issue the better.
Sin tack ear lol
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YES!!! I like your thinking outside of the box. It could be a team building exercise 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: It could be a team building exercise
Like Paintball, but with real guns!
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GuyThiebaut wrote: YES!!! I like your thinking outside of the box. It could be a team building exercise
Because "getting people into a BOX" is the first step in thinking outside of one?
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It is a question in exam. We either can get full marks, or get a zero.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: There is a question, "write the procedure to connect to database".
Procedural web-development? Yup, sounds like a "professor".
In the modern world, the framework provides interfaces to connect. Set the factory in the config file and of you are.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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