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So, you're drinking the Sheep Dip again?
veni bibi saltavi
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The last toad I licked was named Wanda and I had a hell of a time getting rid of her. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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But of course...One spending that much time in QA need on other 'solvents'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: into licking toads
Is tat code for ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) shagging in Wales? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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QA!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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smoke... obvious
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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He'll get his legs smacked if it's not bacon!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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His friend's mum's laptop.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an a**hole. You're an a**hole! Get off of me! He's harassing me! HE'S HARASSING ME!
Which movie ?
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Any student in QA when I won't do their homework for them... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shame on you - with all the time you spend to teach them useless things, like Google-search and reading, you may do that homework as well... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Paris and the Lawyer
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Barney Stinson´s Playbook - how to pick up girls
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Obama Versus the Republicans
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand.
I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days.
No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried.
I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Chocolate and/or flowers? 
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She can't eat chocolate and the flowers would be ...inserted 
I'm thinking last minute business trip to China. 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Simple - burn the house to the ground...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Now we are getting creative!.
Number "0" on the list.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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To be sure you get the most out of it:
1. Put one or two of her favorite objects in your pocket
2. Smear some of the dust on your face/clothes
3. Presents the objects as 'survivors' at the first sign of lack of sympathy
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Insurance job eh? I might like that.
Sympathy is not in her DNA however...
Neither sentimentality.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: is not in her DNA however...
You make it sound as if having double X chromosomes is some kind of genetic anomaly. That would really explain a lot.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Do they have double X chromosomes? Sheit!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: burn the house to the ground
Best idea ever!
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