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There's BP on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's BP on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Dave.

Oil Trekkin' across the Persian Gulf,
On the Oil Platform Enterprise under Captain Dave.
Oil Trekkin' across the Persian Gulf,
Not even going forward, still ain't got reverse.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Oil rigs on fire off the shoulder of Al-Khalij. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Qatar Arch Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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"You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?"
"Finished."
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

DaveAuld wrote:

As for the role, just think of it as the captain of a ship, but for a fixed oil platform.

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