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It's possible to herd cats, but I don't think it's a good idea[^]. Most important lesson learned: Don't bite a LiPo battery.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hmmm... I feel slightly clawstrophobic now.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It gave me paws for thought as well.
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Whats the problem? I think its purr-fect.
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Drink a catatonic and you will feel better.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I pre-fur a whiskersy 
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Y'all are freaking meowt!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Pawsibly, but cat you do better? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Ill whisker a nice cat tale to you.
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Quote: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
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Herding cats is apparantly the most fulfilling job in the world - Or so they say[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Paw Patrol ?
The drone was speeding al this in Adventure Bay of course. 
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Imagine what it would be like to be on the ground with all those teeth, claws, and stripes headed your way!
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With my luck it would be over quickly when the fat one pounces on me.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hi All,
My Boss has started to refer to Document Control as the Jupiter Mining Corporation. Similarity's
the final stage does require sign off of various stages, not the test department. Document does not require scanning after it has been signed (leading to the very obvious 'well I got it signed' but not scanned get out). This causes problems for me in that (being a newbie) I was following written procedure a filing stuff, I was thinking I was doing it right but the process I was following was unapproved but was on the approved list (?). Why can't there be one way, instead of three, which one you follow seems to up to the project leader?...![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Quote: I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man. I accepted him, on good faith, as the right man. Was I wrong?
Quote from "Brazil"
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It's getting like that...
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glennPattonWork wrote: Jupiter Mining Corporation
Your employers are developing a spindizzy? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Nope, going for a Red Dwarf vibe...
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I re-read Cities in Flight by James Blish about six months ago. Cool.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Wire could be a great help (9)
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Telegraph
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You are up tomorrow - care to explain why? 
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