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... otherwise it could get unintentionally funny. I have been reading about the lauch and almost immediate sinking of the swedish battleship Vasa:
Quote: It was a sunny day in Stockholm. The banks were lined with spectators. With around 450 crew members and guests, the "Vasa" dropped. They shot salute. The destination was the 20 km distant fortress Vaxholm.
Could it be that the fortress shot back? 
Edit: The translation also does not help. Do you really say 'dropped'? I would have thought 'launched' or 'departed'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Did Karla want you take over the Circus?
Which movie?
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The Trumpster
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Again, not a movie. That was my last job and it was the Alosaurus (spelling deliberate) that took over the circus.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Flees on a plane 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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What are you fleeing from? A bad infestation of fleas, or a computer that can't tell you when you've chosen the wrong word? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You don't put you mouth where you're fleece is
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Madagascar 3
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Maximilien wrote: A true legend.
Agreed. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Definitely. I live in central Ohio and he's the big one, he's a legend here. Even our airport was recently renamed John Glenn International Airport.
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I remember watching his first launch into space live. Yes, I'm that old.
A true hero!
God speed!
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- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Right up there with Yeager. I just decided to watch The Right Stuff tonight.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Sigh...  no I'm not. Missus out voted me.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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This is my ongoing log of attempting to deploy an app to the app store for the first time (first-time apple dev, first-time to deploy specific app or any app).
I've also been comparing and contrasting the challenge to Android deploy and talked about this here at CP[^] and then the most recent here at CP[^].
Update
My app has now been "Waiting For Review" for over 36 hours, although I'm seeing posts around the Internet that apps only stay in that status for a few hours. I have no way to even ask about the status. That's a bit troubling.
I found some info from Apple that states:
Quote: Once you've submitted your app for review, you can view its status in the My Apps section of iTunes Connect or on the iTunes Connect App for iPhone and iPad. Review times may vary by app. On average, 50% of apps are reviewed in 24 hours and over 90% are reviewed in 48 hours. If your submission is incomplete, review times may be further delayed or your app may be rejected. Once your app has been reviewed, its status will be updated and you will be notified. For details on viewing and changing your app’s status, read the iTunes Connect Developer Guide.
Hmm....I'm at 36 hours and still waiting for review.
Maybe it's the holiday rush. 
Anyone have experience with this?
Edit
I've just received (about an hour after posting this in lounge) an email from Apple stating:
Quote: The status for the following app has changed to In Review.
App Name: CYaPass
App Version Number: 1.0
Who's pulling the strings for me at CodeProject? Go ahead and reveal yourself.
I know you're out there.
modified 8-Dec-16 14:12pm.
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Sounds like you should be writing a companion book: "Elephant Your Apple App"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sounds like you should be writing a companion book: "Elephant Your Apple App"?
Who said i'm not?
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raddevus wrote: Squeeeee!!!
Why must Ned Beatty come to mind every time I hear/see that word?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm not sure...but I am writing a Psychoanalysis App that you will soon be able to download and simply scan your face and it will tell you if you're certifiably insane or not.
As a bonus, it will tell you if you're a criminal or not too:
Neural Network Learns to Identify Criminals by Their Faces[^]
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How about this[^] lovely face?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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raddevus wrote: By the way, the app still doesn't seem to show up in the App Store yet.
I see it.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Thanks for checking. Wow, let me take a look here.
Haha!! There it is.
I'm teliing you, someone over there at CP has got pull!!
or my powers of complaining have reached new heights.
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