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Trakfone said I need a 4 gen phone as my Matrix 1999 flip phone will no longer work on their network. They sent me one free 4 gen phone to replace my 2nd gen phone.
So I was playing with it while on the John Crapper trying to get it configured, John Macafee took my picture and sent it to me via my email account. Somethin about my touch codes wern't in order or something.
I believe this to be bad form, what department should I complain too?
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How about the TMI department?
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The living in the past department.
Jeremy Falcon
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The what on earth are you talking about department!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Lots of phone security apps do that -- if you enter an incorrect password, they take a photograph of you.
I think it's called the "pic or it didn't happen" feature.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Look for the sign that says "Psychiatry."
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Complain to the nurse. Tell her she forgot to bring you your medication this morning.
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I thought that this coffee mug[^] would make the perfect addition to my growing collection but I really want one for work.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
modified 9-Sep-16 15:54pm.
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hm. the redundancy mug?
(Link issue)
EDIT
The link works, but the carrot/hat link doesn't. ha.
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The unfortunate side effect of lack of caffeine post lunch has been fixed.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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This one is better, CSS is awesome[^]. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I like that one too. I can relate.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Just ordered it.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Just ordered it.
I would but I don't use mugs for anything. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Why not as a Christmas ornament?
Jeremy Falcon
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It's a thermo-coloury-changery one, so you can't put it in a microwave*
The result of that would be a huge reduction in my caffeine intake.
* Well, you can, but only if you don't turn the microwave on
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's a thermo-coloury-changery one
Oooooooh, shiny. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Really shiny, if you put it in the microwave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ok, but I hink I will take this.[^]
I had to ditch my helicopter just like the one on the shirt in the grass yesterday. A part of the tail rotor failed. So the 'about 100$ each time line may apply.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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“The asteroids get their energy from the Sun, a lot of that energy, especially on a dark asteroid like Bennu, is absorbed, causing the asteroid’s surface to heat up. It has to release that energy back out into space, and when that happens it acts likes like a thruster and changes the trajectory of the asteroid.
“So if you want to be able to predict where an object like Bennu is going to be in the future, you have you to account for this phenomenon, and we’re going to provide the best-ever scientific investigation of this fascinating concept.”
OSIRIS-REx probe launched to asteroid in compelling search for the origins of life – Spaceflight Now[^]
Marc
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That's really interesting. Very cool to think about how energy is absorbed and then used in a different way and how it actually creates a form of propulsion in space. Wow.
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What if our slight interaction with the asteroid changed its trajectory just enough so that Earth might experience a very bad day a few years from now? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You are joking, yet unsure. They (who's they anyway?) say that jokes contain a minimum of 20% truth - the more truth, the greater the impact of the joke.
I agree with your joke. 
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That's the ButterflYarkovSKY Effect or is that the ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotButterflYarkovSKY Effect?
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I wish I had an "EFFECT" named after me.
So far, I've only got Murphy's Law, and they misspelled my name completely.
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