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Why not as a Christmas ornament?
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It's a thermo-coloury-changery one, so you can't put it in a microwave*
The result of that would be a huge reduction in my caffeine intake.
* Well, you can, but only if you don't turn the microwave on
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's a thermo-coloury-changery one
Oooooooh, shiny. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Really shiny, if you put it in the microwave!
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Ok, but I hink I will take this.[^]
I had to ditch my helicopter just like the one on the shirt in the grass yesterday. A part of the tail rotor failed. So the 'about 100$ each time line may apply.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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“The asteroids get their energy from the Sun, a lot of that energy, especially on a dark asteroid like Bennu, is absorbed, causing the asteroid’s surface to heat up. It has to release that energy back out into space, and when that happens it acts likes like a thruster and changes the trajectory of the asteroid.
“So if you want to be able to predict where an object like Bennu is going to be in the future, you have you to account for this phenomenon, and we’re going to provide the best-ever scientific investigation of this fascinating concept.”
OSIRIS-REx probe launched to asteroid in compelling search for the origins of life – Spaceflight Now[^]
Marc
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That's really interesting. Very cool to think about how energy is absorbed and then used in a different way and how it actually creates a form of propulsion in space. Wow.
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What if our slight interaction with the asteroid changed its trajectory just enough so that Earth might experience a very bad day a few years from now? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You are joking, yet unsure. They (who's they anyway?) say that jokes contain a minimum of 20% truth - the more truth, the greater the impact of the joke.
I agree with your joke. 
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That's the ButterflYarkovSKY Effect or is that the ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotButterflYarkovSKY Effect?
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I wish I had an "EFFECT" named after me.
So far, I've only got Murphy's Law, and they misspelled my name completely.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I wish I had an "EFFECT" named after me.
You do - its just NSFW so I can't tell you about it here in the Lounge. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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So if you heat something that's made of a combination of materials up, some of the materials may expand and be ejected, causing a change in the angular momentum of the object?
Like, does that really need a special name? I smell the need to publish a paper or lose tenure.
Me, I'd call it The Bleeding Obvious Effect.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: some of the materials may expand and be ejected,
It's not that material is ejected, it's that the heat radiates back out into space and acts as "thrust."
Marc
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Seriously? So it's just radiated photons?
That means that we're talking of an effect that is so infinitesimal that we may never even be able to conclusively prove that it exists*, because it will be hugely overpowered by proven/provable effects.
Hell, you could equally say that the Earth's rotation and orbit are affected by the way it absorbs/reflects light, but the mass involved not only makes it impossible to prove, but also makes it unlikely to be true -- you exert a lot more force by slightly opening a tap (faucet) and letting water dribble into the sink.
* Except in abstract, of course, but I suppose that that's why numbers and "career mathematicians" exist.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That means that we're talking of an effect that is so infinitesimal that we may never even be able to conclusively prove that it exists*, because it will be hugely overpowered by proven/provable effects.
Not necessarily.
The effect was first measured in 1991–2003 on the asteroid 6489 Golevka. The asteroid drifted 15 km from its predicted position over twelve years (the orbit was established with great precision by a series of radar observations in 1991, 1995 and 1999) from the Arecibo radio telescope.[3]
source[^]
Marc
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Good Lord! No sooner do I mention affirmation of the consequent in one posting, but I find an example of it in another posting! How synchrowhatzitous!
The thingy drifted 15 km, therefore it was caused by the Yarkovsky effect!
... Or maybe it hit a 3cc pebble, somewhere in the millions of miles that it travelled.
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Monotremes lay eggs and produce milk. Does that mean that a Platypus can make it’s own custard?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...and its own Chantilly!
EDIT: I was referring to the crème diplomate, which is also known as Italian-style Chantilly Cream.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Echidna not, I ought to bill you for that, ducky.
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I'd never have looked up the following (Wikipedia) - but once I did it had to be posted. You must accept full responsibility for this.
Quote: Breeding season begins in late June and extends through September. Males will form lines up to ten individuals long, the youngest echidna trailing last, that follow the female and attempt to mate. During a mating season an echidna may switch between lines. This is known as the "train" system. Two weeks after mating, a single fertilized egg, weighing 380 milligrams and being about 1.4 centimetres long, is implanted in a rear-facing pouch that has developed on the female, where it is held for ten days before hatching. The young echidna, called a puggle, is then held in the pouch for two to three months before being expelled. Puggles will stay within their mother's den for up to a year before leaving
The males organ is also a thing of wonder (q.v.[^])
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The Platypus really is a thing of its own.
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Awesome!
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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