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When I retire I will write a biography of my career. But how can I compile all my errors?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Use a scripting language and make a movie. Both are open for interpretation and are paradoxically error prone because they are too error tolerant.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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simple just add
2>/dev/null
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Just don't mention your immorality - or you'll have to pay the syntax.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I cannot remember how to pay it. I am running out of cache.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Errors such as using biography when you meant autobiography?
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Coming into programming was the first error.
Perhaps psychology was a better option.
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True wisdom that!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Avijnata wrote: Coming into programming was the first error.
Zero-eth error 
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When you retire you won't be able to C# enough to write a biography.
I'll get my coat.
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only write it as "text" and dont compile. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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"Transport pioneer throws drug into valley before non-biological relative eats chicken." (6,10)
Should take longer than my last feeble effort, but definitely solvable.
Good luck!
Andy B
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Transport pioneer
throws drug E
into valley before G.ORGE
non-biological relative STEP...SON
eats chicken. HEN
GEORGE STEPHENSON
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Apparently it won't take longer than my last feeble effort... 
Well done Griff, you're up on Monday.
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It was a good one though!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LabVIEWstuff wrote: Griff,
Griffenegger 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, I was certainly struggling before I peeked at Griff's solution. Good clue!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Spartacus is a Centurian! Who'd a'thought it? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And why does he play the rockstar on a submarine?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's my favourite Kirk Douglas role. I would have watched it today if it wasn't because my wife has got half her family visiting us this weekend...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How about this one?[^] Actually not the best movie, since the writers chickened out and sneaked out of their own plot idea. Still, I like the captain's 'I don't believe this' attitude and the pilots sure had fun (and at least one flow abduction) during the flight scenes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Haven't seen that one. I'll put it on the (looooong) list of movies to watch when I have time! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Written at 98. Impressive.
Much more relevant than pop stars who publish their autobiography at 20! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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