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It was a good one though!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LabVIEWstuff wrote: Griff,
Griffenegger 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, I was certainly struggling before I peeked at Griff's solution. Good clue!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Spartacus is a Centurian! Who'd a'thought it? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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And why does he play the rockstar on a submarine?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's my favourite Kirk Douglas role. I would have watched it today if it wasn't because my wife has got half her family visiting us this weekend... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How about this one?[^] Actually not the best movie, since the writers chickened out and sneaked out of their own plot idea. Still, I like the captain's 'I don't believe this' attitude and the pilots sure had fun (and at least one flow abduction) during the flight scenes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Haven't seen that one. I'll put it on the (looooong) list of movies to watch when I have time! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Written at 98. Impressive.
Much more relevant than pop stars who publish their autobiography at 20! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Written at 98. Impressive.
Much more relevant than pop stars who publish their autobiography at 20!
I thought the same thing.
I'm interested in those old hollywood days for some reason and this book was really interesting for that type of thing. He was a truly amazing actor.
There's a great story of Michael (his son) watching him portray Vincent Van Gogh. Michael was a young child and said in the scene where he watched him cut off his ear he thought for sure his father really cut his own ear off.
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That's because nothing they will ever accomplish in the rest of their lives is going to be worth writing about.
If it's an autobiography, then that's their own expectation.
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Err... He's Spartacus!
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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... otherwise it could get unintentionally funny. I have been reading about the lauch and almost immediate sinking of the swedish battleship Vasa:
Quote: It was a sunny day in Stockholm. The banks were lined with spectators. With around 450 crew members and guests, the "Vasa" dropped. They shot salute. The destination was the 20 km distant fortress Vaxholm.
Could it be that the fortress shot back?
Edit: The translation also does not help. Do you really say 'dropped'? I would have thought 'launched' or 'departed'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Did Karla want you take over the Circus?
Which movie?
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The Trumpster
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Again, not a movie. That was my last job and it was the Alosaurus (spelling deliberate) that took over the circus.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Flees on a plane
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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What are you fleeing from? A bad infestation of fleas, or a computer that can't tell you when you've chosen the wrong word? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You don't put you mouth where you're fleece is
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Madagascar 3
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Maximilien wrote: A true legend.
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"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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