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Got out of bed.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Holy Moly ! 
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In case I will do the same I would Need at least three month 
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I would need a defibrillator.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That is of course -hopefully- included in the three month trip 
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For a blink I thought that DDD was an XL DD.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Very impressive, ride safely (as I am sure you will), and watch out for the prats in motor vehicles.
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Progress slower than expected - it turns out that Wales is really very hilly.
Who knew?
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The coast road is not that bad, I used to cycle it regularly as a boy.
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Is the word "Politics" derived from the Greek "poly" (or "πολύς") meaning "many"; and "tics", meaning "blood-sucking parasites"?
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And does "polygon" refer to a dead parrot?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Some Boris May be Blairing such Major things beneath the Thatch. 
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I can't Trump that...
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True, it's difficult to top that after you Putin a full days work.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Have a Kofi Annan take a break before you act
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That might work, but then again it May not.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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More likely an unsuccessful attempt at perversion of poly-toxics - related to that voting day phenomenon akin to "pick your poison".
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Guy walks into a bar.
"Can I get some good Algol in here?"
"You're a bit drunk mate. May I suggest a byte and some Smalltalk?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Did the bar have nybbles?
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Nah ... just bits and pieces.
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The punchline is average, but the PROLOG is good.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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This is the FORTH comment.
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