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Or have it long enough that the card dangles just under the belt buckle, sorta like Trump's red ties 
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That's the spirit!
I was going to suggest having the card hang down my back inside the shirt. It is worn around the neck. I've been around the block long enough to know that if we're going to start playing this game, I'll promise it will hurt you as much as me. Pinky-swear even!
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Tell them you have aphephobia, particularly around your neck. Or do what I do - just ignore stupid rules that no one can explain the rationale for.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: just ignore stupid rules that no one can explain the rationale for
My plan exactly. 
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been there, drove me nuts, damn thing dangling each time you lean forward, and they do get caught
so (as prev suggested) have it around the neck but in a pocket.
many years ago in the days of wearing ties I used tie clips for the same dangling annoyance reason. (these days I don't wear ties - got a shoe box packed full - unless the bugs have done eating them.)
anyway point is so if they get stupid about the 'card in the pocket' then use a tie clip - they can't complain 'bout not visible.
(even better wear suspenders and tie clip it to your back strap - for mine that still seems within the rules.)
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Are there cameras to check you out ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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It must have happened something bad if overnight these kind of policies are implemented.
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We're slowly moving in that direction. So far it has gone from "On your person" to "visible on your person". So no more keeping it in a wallet. I currently have mine on a belt clip and will tuck it into my pants pocket when I sit down, but some people are pushing for lanyards only. Fortunately upper management isn't keen on that for themselves, so for now the idea is dead on arrival.
The rational is security. We tend to be a friendly bunch holding doors and elevators for people that the security folks realized just how easy it was to get into secured areas.
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RJOberg wrote: So far it has gone from "On your person" to "visible on your person".
Doesn't mean you have to wear a gallow. Just superglue the badge to your arse, or the underside of your shoes.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Just superglue the badge to your arse
Well, it has to be visible so I wouldn't be able to wear pants or at least not ones with a seat. On the flip side, it would allow me to quickly express my thoughts about some projects.
Decisions, decisions.
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RJOberg wrote: security folks realized just how easy it was to get into secured areas.
We do the same and it should piss off the security people but doesn't.
Lunch time when 6000 people try and get through the turnstiles at the same time security just open the gates and lets the flood out. Security is a joke, an irritating joke.
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When I was at the main office, I wore it (although belly badges were OK, too) - but I needed it to get into various places and the office, itself.
Here, I have a key - and I've not worn the thing since I've gotten here, although it's been asked to the bulk herd.
Partly, though - I'm rather easy to recognize and maybe no one thinks twice about "who's that?".
I say - tell them: "stop this ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing around - I'm ready for my bar-code tattoo, whereupon you drop your pants . . ."
Well - it's a thought.
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Clipped to a pocket, it stays right-side-out. On a lanyard, it's often backwards.
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Just don't accidentally hang yourself. Anything around your neck like that is dangerous, IMHO. 
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They are supplying the lanyards, right? And they're breakaway lanyards right?
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I got famous in my last company for being the guy refusing to wear the badge.
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Just whack'em over the head with a wooden shoe, that helps 
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Unbeknownst to you, but knownst to those of us watching, there's a tiny motor in the badge. If you fail to perform to *cough* expectations *cough*, the motor is turned on via a WiFi message from HR. The lanyard shortens, and becomes a garrote.
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FWIW the one thing I find collared shirts are good for is keeping the lanyard off my neck.
(Doesn't change my being happy to've spent the last 2 years working at a company that doesn't do badges and lets us wear tshirts instead of in PHB land at my prior job.)
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The test costs $550.
These as*holes make millions off the government and DoD contractors. It would cost the government significantly less if they would set up their own certification system.
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Do my eyes deceive me? Are you complaining about a capitalist company making a huge profit?*
Are you allowed to do that in Texas? 
* Besides, the company is probably owned by a congressman, through a relative. So that's almost compulsory, and probably The American Way.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Besides, the company is probably owned by a congressman, through a relative. So that's almost compulsory, and probably The American Italian Way.
FTFY
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I think he's more complaining at how it's forced on the employees. Although 550 is cheap for a certification. It's usually way higher.
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