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I got famous in my last company for being the guy refusing to wear the badge.
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Just whack'em over the head with a wooden shoe, that helps 
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Unbeknownst to you, but knownst to those of us watching, there's a tiny motor in the badge. If you fail to perform to *cough* expectations *cough*, the motor is turned on via a WiFi message from HR. The lanyard shortens, and becomes a garrote.
"Thank you for your service, Mr. Clifton." [insert demonic laughter]
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FWIW the one thing I find collared shirts are good for is keeping the lanyard off my neck.
(Doesn't change my being happy to've spent the last 2 years working at a company that doesn't do badges and lets us wear tshirts instead of in PHB land at my prior job.)
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The test costs $550.
These as*holes make millions off the government and DoD contractors. It would cost the government significantly less if they would set up their own certification system.
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Do my eyes deceive me? Are you complaining about a capitalist company making a huge profit?*
Are you allowed to do that in Texas? 
* Besides, the company is probably owned by a congressman, through a relative. So that's almost compulsory, and probably The American Way.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Besides, the company is probably owned by a congressman, through a relative. So that's almost compulsory, and probably The American Italian Way.
FTFY
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I think he's more complaining at how it's forced on the employees. Although 550 is cheap for a certification. It's usually way higher.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Besides, the company is probably owned by a congressman, through a relative. So that's almost compulsory, and probably The American Way.
Either that or the owner made a huge donation early on in the politician's career. Or a former worker who figured out a way to milk the system after departing.
Tell the government you will do all of the leg work of testing, sorting, filing, etc. so they don't have to create it as a permanent budget item. That looks good on the balance sheets. Then charge them ten or twenty times what it actually costs to do. Bonus points if you can subcontract the work out to someone else and just collect the profit.
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I'm complaining that the feds agreed to pay exorbitant amounts of money - over and over again. I'm pointing out that the feds could save a sh*t-ton of money by creating their own certification system.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Do you get to expense it? Mandatory shouldn't come out of your pocket.
Is that the list price of the test? Maybe the actual cost will be less if they are buying in bulk.
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Yeah - contractor company pays it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: These as*holes make millions off the government and DoD contractors
[redacted]Soapbox comment about gov/defense budget decision making[/redacted] 
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Yeah, but then you would be able to work as security guard at DoD or ask for db_owner permissions.
They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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reminds me of PMP, (aced it after 1 day of study, laughed at idiots that studied for weeks and [multi-]failed) - it's common sense.
every 2 years you are expected to re-certify, no need to do the test but you have to fill in nonsense about your projects or other crap you've done (and what about the NDA's?). Not hard work but still a hassle, and of course the most important part is they hit you for a renewal fee.
And what is it really: it's just paying a bunch of wankers good money to put your name on a list on a website.
screw that, anyway I got the fancy paper cert, so I showed that back in the days of applying for jobs, and people were happy oooooh, nice. The facts: most hirers and job agents* are too lazy to do the lookup to see if you're current - in fact many didn't even know that existed - again because once again they were too lazy to find out.
*job agents - yeah, those idiots can screw their fancy titles too, a spade is an ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing spade... and most are dumber than shovels anyway.
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Ditto with my CISSP. If you've worked in the field for long enough to even be *allowed* to take the test, you don't need to study.
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what would be fun is to be able to take their pointless test to see how far from the "industry standard" I am.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The song "money for nothing" comes to mind
Quote: That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
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Nice and easy peasy
Sounds like the file you intended to record (8)
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Very easy peasy!
DOCUMENT.
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Typical Virago owner you is up tomoz
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That reminds me of this one time...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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"TWEET" Fifteen-Yard penalty! FINAL WARNING! 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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