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So the bug was disguised as a cat !
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When I get days like that, I get the app code wrong and the cat gets a BSD ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Everyone knows that cats aren't bugs: they are Fiends from Hell, wrapped in fur and taught to purr nicely. Bless 'em!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Boss Surgery - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2019-07-11 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
But I think no matter how hard we try... mother nature will still manage to deliver even "better" managers than this surgery.  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It's more involved than that, in my experience. When my company converts a perfectly good engineer into a completely wretched manager they remove their brain, their spine ("vertebrate manager" is a contradiction in terms), and (if they're male) their 'two best friends'.
Software Zen: delete this;
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M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Wow, Dilbert used to be funny and high level humor. This is really some low level bashing - managers are brainless, duh. Adams must have had to deliver and went on easy stereotypes because no other idea. You can't be inspired all the time.
(and I am no manager)
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Rage wrote: (and I am no manager)
Having to state such things or questions of the 'don't you know who I am?' sort are a declaration of bankruptcy. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Having to state such things or questions of the 'don't you know who I am?' sort are a declaration of bankruptcy.
My favorite answer to that question is, "why, don't you?"
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Dilbert hasn't been funny for quite a while.
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Do dogs never answer their phones because they don't have collar ID?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think they have phones either... Surely, you mean "bones"?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Except they don't get very good reception with their bones.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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That's because they are all on contract with Vodabone.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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you sure they're not being distracted by Virgin's mobiles?
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Mine has me on speed drool!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Chew have taken quite a bit of license with this one. Did someone pooch you up to this? Responding to these has given me paws - and I may just go on the wag-gone.
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I think you might be barking up the wrong tree here. My dogs will take all the SPAM you give them. So I doubt they are screening their calls.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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My dog nose who's calling with his eyes closed
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I think you are barking up the wrong tree
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
modified 11-Jul-19 16:54pm.
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YOU are barking up an old tree if you look above!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Missed it... my bad
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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