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If a woman is dumb enough to send those types of photos, well then ... 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No the guy is a sleaze and deserves a stronger response.
RyanDev wrote: a woman is dumb enough
Now you know where the ideas for blonde jokes come from!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: No the guy is a sleaze and deserves a stronger response.
No doubt. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I imagine there may have been one or two men who uploaded their photos 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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What a piece of excrement. People like that often end up as sexual predators (from what I have seen in various media).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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What gets me is, why not just subscribe to Victoria's Secret or, um, some other mags? 
Marc
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I can see why he went to so much trouble, though.
It's really difficult to find pictures of naked women on the Internet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I said this out loud at work once:
"I see mistletoe going up all over the office.
Time to break out the Chap Stick."
Now all my co-workers have Human Resources on speed dial.
I hate all of them.
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MehGerbil wrote: I hate all of them.
Perhaps it's just a bad breath issue. Maybe some tic-tacs? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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MehGerbil wrote: I hate all of them.
Christmas is such a wonderful time of year!
Jeremy Falcon
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Pro tip: Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Pro tip: Do Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
FTFY
Jeremy Falcon
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Pro tip: Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
Right! Wear it on the back of your belt!
cat fud heer
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Well, in case you are hauled up before a Political Correctness Tribunal on charges, you may with to practice this explanation of what you meant by your note:
"Your Horrors Honors, What I was referring to was the fact that when the Goddess Frigga performs the yearly resurrection of her son Baldur the Beautiful, killed by the mistletoe-tipped arrow shot by his blind-brother, Hoder, after Hoder was tricked by the evil Loki, that she is so ecstatic that she kisses everyone, and, since Frigga is from the frozen north, there's a good chance her smacker might be not only cold, but getting chafed, by all the kissing she's doing.
So I was thinking that the Goddess would probably appreciate being offered a chapstick."
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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I don't want a promotion, Bill, I just want to keep my job.
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Just don't call it "lube".
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Can I arrange to give you my address 'off-line', you can send me some of that Thai stuff your smoking.
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Hmm. I just hate how all the other guys complain about my scratchy beard. Sissies.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol
https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]
Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more...
My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com
My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542
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Clearly written by a coder.
It misses out my favourite from when I worked in an ISO9000 shop, "I blame the reviewer."
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I'm currently in the Anger phase.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I like the Acceptance phase 
Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more...
My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com
My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542
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I guess I'm just a masochist? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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