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Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote: A cousin of mine turned 16 years old in October, and I'm planning to get him drunk.
Here, we'd call that a felony, and you'd spend at least 10 years in prison. Just sayin' ... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Good thing he is not living in America hey! 
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Legal drinking age in Mexico is 18!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Let's say that the person who's job it is to push the button that drops the ball in central park falls asleep at the switch and forgets to push the button? Did he or did he not drop the ball?
I say he definitely dropped the ball and didn't drop the ball but he didn't drop the ball and therefore dropped the ball.
Happy new year.
(oops, I meant times square, sorry.)
Brent
modified 31-Dec-14 15:36pm.
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dbrenth wrote: push the button that drops the ball in central park
Well, since the ball drops in Times Square, not Central Park, I'd say even if he does drop the ball, he still dropped the ball... And if he doesn't drop the ball, he didn't really drop the ball after all.
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If the ball drops and no one pushes the button is it really a new year? Hmmmm
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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You definitely dropped the ball with this question.
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There is no Times Square.
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There will be again tomorrow... Right now, it's buried under a pile of tourists.
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A flame thrower will solve that.
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dbrenth wrote: (oops, I meant times square, sorry.)
I think you also meant "whose", not "who's". 
/ravi
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Definitely! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I say he didn't drop the ball, since he was working with a button and fell asleep.
But I'm sure that job takes over 3 people, since its a municipal city job, supervisor, safety monitor and several workers, so the ball will get dropped.
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You mean pushing the button as in the "Lost" season ? I can hardly imagine that one 
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LIQUID NITROGEN
Software Zen: delete this;
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Note to self;
Never reply via email to a lync generated voice to text message even if the audio is attached to the email and is proper... ever.
Carry on.
Rage against the narrative.
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I just tried to clean a speck off my monitor then I realized it was part of the image that was displayed.
So what are you going on about? It probably makes sense to you.
Happy New Year and all that.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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Sounds like the herd I used to work with.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I think I've herd that one before.
Oh yep, there's the bellow of in the distance...
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Ron Anders wrote: I think I've herd that one before.
On the Bo'vine?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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What?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What are "orkers". Better still what was the message?
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Clickey[^]
The researchers at the Medical University of Vienna analysed 526 episodes of “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” and “Star Trek: Voyager,” looking for portrayals of cardiac arrest
In the words of Captain Kirk: "riiiiiight."
Marc
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Wow...
Sounds like they're trying to complete with The Onion...
Either that, or it's New Years Eve, and the editors have started hitting the booze a little early...
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