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I would like to keep my impurities, thank you very much.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Great minds... 
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Me too! 
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Maybe, impurities was a wrong word. I can always take excuse that English is not my natural language 
I meant, a world bereft of despair, and sorrow; where everyone is happy, almost like a family. Then all the 6/7 billions will be happily co-existing.
I know, sounds like Utopia.
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Avijnata wrote: I meant, a world bereft of despair, and sorrow; where everyone is happy
They would not know they were happy, it would not even be anything special anymore. You cannot have positive without negative.
Avijnata wrote: Then all the 6/7 billions will be happily co-existing.
Peacefull co-existence is self-defying; you'll find that there is something called "evolution" that has simply programmed us otherwise.
Aiming for something that cannot be achieved always ends up in a failure.
Avijnata wrote: Maybe, impurities was a wrong word.
I don't think it is; politicians seem to exist to identify these things and to protect me from them. Because politicians know what good is for me, something that I cannot possibly know 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Avijnata wrote: The world would be a better place if we got rid of ...
... all the impurities in the minds
A world of 7-8 billion dull-as-dishwater people?! That would probably be enough to get 4-5 billion to commit suicide, for a start!
The diseases caused by all those rotting bodies would probably do in the rest.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Avijnata wrote: impurities in the minds
Now, what could that be?! 
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Take the safety labels off everything and you'll have a good start!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Just wait them out.
We have passed "peak child[^]" so assuming normal lifespan "peak human" will be in about 70 years
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chriselst wrote: does anyone have a good idea on how to get rid of six or seven billion people?
Get FaceBook to report that "Suicide is trending".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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chriselst wrote:
Firstly, does anyone have a good idea on how to get rid of six or seven billion people?
Move to another planet?
Marc
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Sit them in a room and force them to watch Piers MorganI
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I want to execute 7 billion people.
I am not a monster!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you want to get rid of All of them? 
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That depends... do you need the land afterwards?
If answer is "no", I recommend a few of these[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If you do need the land afterwards, I recommend a few of these [^].
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hide behind a tree! You need never know of their existence again. Well, it works for my dog!
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"Better", for whom? What are you planning?
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Utopia[^] had the right idea, before C4 cancelled it.
You'll just have to hope that HBO's remake doesn't bugger it up too much, and makes it to the third and fourth season that were originally planned for the UK version.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah I loved Utopia, visually stunning as well as a great story.
Hard to argue with the plan either.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This belongs in the SB but...
Along the lines of de polluting minds, get rid of religion!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Now we know from where the extras come to OG the other day...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Looking at #3 of the bacon related gifts at the bottom, I would say:
Don't get between an English WOMAN and her bacon...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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